Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

This is the bit where they suddenly and mysteriously produce massively ambitious menus. ALL BY THEMSELVES yeah right

He's also fearless in his shirt choices.

He is off his head

Jonty said moist twice

He’s entertaining

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I like Jean but crumble again...

You're dead right Halsall. It's like... "surprise!!!!"

Romaine she's definitely going, but I can't pick who else

Oh Angelica was very good, I liked her

As if custard isn't sweet. I'd eat crumble & butterscotch sauce.

John just mansplained pandan to Jonty!!!

I'll light the torches and gather the pitch forks Exile, meet you in twenty

I think Jean is stronger than Spencer. She wouldn't feed burnt food to people. And they need a woman to go through.

Are they seeing the same Anita that we are?

Yes, untidy plates is indeed the biggest of Anita's issues.

It's a date elle

Fuck off Greg

Spencer has quite the nose twitch

'Pooey lentils'??

Speaking of cat vomit. Those lentils look terrible.

Wolfcub

When did I miss Anita cooking delicious food

The only thing worse than Jonty saying moist, is Gregg saying moist

Spencer does however get points for carrying three plates at once.

Spenny's like a low-rent Jim Carrey in 'The Mask'