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Sleb Masterchef is BACK

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Halsall · 23/08/2018 11:37

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there Grin

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Wolfcub · 31/08/2018 20:49

Omg he’s murdered that quail

ellenanora5 · 31/08/2018 20:51

Johns fishcakes look very good

RomaineCalm · 31/08/2018 20:52

That sauce...that sauce...ConfusedConfusedConfused

ellenanora5 · 31/08/2018 20:52

Halsall Grin

ExileOnMNStreet · 31/08/2018 20:52

Anita's sauce looks like something my cat voms up on the stairs when she hates me

GrouchyKiwi · 31/08/2018 20:52

I wouldn't, Spencer.

iklboo · 31/08/2018 20:53

What's with the Stranger Things style music?

ExileOnMNStreet · 31/08/2018 20:53

Spenny is growing on me a little, I have to say. And I like saying spenny Smile

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Halsall · 31/08/2018 20:54

Not a good angle for Gregggg, that side-on shot

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Wolfcub · 31/08/2018 20:55

There’s no way Anita cooked the egg that was served given what we saw in her pan

ExileOnMNStreet · 31/08/2018 20:56

Yes I thought so too wolf

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Halsall · 31/08/2018 20:57

They're going to be thrown to the lions?

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GrouchyKiwi · 31/08/2018 20:57

Bet they thought filming in March was a safe plan.

iklboo · 31/08/2018 20:57

John P still is more false than Dolly Parton's boobs on the chats though, isn't he?

ExileOnMNStreet · 31/08/2018 20:57

Just when you thought Gregg couldn't look more of a twat, he dons a flat cap.

Twat.

Wolfcub · 31/08/2018 20:57

What do they have against John

GrouchyKiwi · 31/08/2018 20:58

Halsall Grin

BestIsWest · 31/08/2018 20:58

John has his own personal blizzard.

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Halsall · 31/08/2018 20:59

Exile and ellen, that flat cap of Gregggg's looks suspiciously as though it's made from offcuts of all his many waistcoats....

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MouseRatFan · 31/08/2018 20:59

Yes John. This is it.

ellenanora5 · 31/08/2018 21:00

Christ he's a got cap, he didn't get my memo then, wonder does it match his waistcoat

alwayswingingit · 31/08/2018 21:00

I swear the celebs always do a bread and butter pudding

ExileOnMNStreet · 31/08/2018 21:01

Bread and butter pudding is the new tarte tatin (tattatan) I think...

GrouchyKiwi · 31/08/2018 21:01

Jean speaking for us all there.

ellenanora5 · 31/08/2018 21:01

Haha Halsall Smile

If he dons a woolly cowl neck jumper I'm turning it off Grin

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