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Sleb Masterchef is BACK

933 replies

Halsall · 23/08/2018 11:37

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there Grin

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ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:35

I'd love to know how many orders they actually get, I'd say five over the whole service

fourquenelles · 30/08/2018 20:35

This kitchen bit is boring. I want to see them do more cooking.

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:36

This makes me long for Masterchef Australia to start...

Roussette · 30/08/2018 20:36

I hate the professional kitchen bit. I only like cooking in the MC kitchen and them buggering it up

Halsall · 30/08/2018 20:36

Poor Anita. Being stood over by a patronising Italian half her age, critiquing her pan-shaking abilities. I'd have walloped him one.

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Taffeta · 30/08/2018 20:37

I find the professional kitchens boring on all the Masterchef series

It’s just following orders and others recipes

Dull

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:37

God we are all so grumpy aren't we Grin

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/08/2018 20:37

Ummm, me too. Soz lah.
Iklboo do you know, I've always thought your name was ikiboo

ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:37

Exile it started last night I think

Roussette · 30/08/2018 20:38

God we are all so grumpy aren't we

I honestly don't know why they don't consult us about this Grin

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:38

Poor Spencer

"I don't know why I keep forgetting it's hot" Grin DH just bellowed "because you're a fucking knobhead" Grin I think he would fit in well on this thread!

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:39

Elle no?! Really?! I will have to click off
To check...

Roussette · 30/08/2018 20:40

Exile your man talks sense Grin

ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:41

Actually I think it was Tuesday Exile, see can you get it on catch up

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/08/2018 20:41

Yeah, somehow don't think physics was Spencer's best subject.
So gregg sporting a fetching shit brown number tonight.

fourquenelles · 30/08/2018 20:41

Oh bloody hell the talking clock is back

GrouchyKiwi · 30/08/2018 20:42

I found it all boring so have just gone to where you all are. Grin

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:42

OH MY GOD IVE MISSED THE START OF MASTERCHEF AUSTRALIA!! how the fuck did I miss that?!

Thanks for heads up Elle!

iklboo · 30/08/2018 20:43

Yep - Masterchef Australia started tonight on W.

I is ikl boo because I is only ikl (you can be sick in your own mouth at that if you like Grin)

Taffeta · 30/08/2018 20:43

Fish in BNS soup????

ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:43

He is indeed OhWhat, I'm on waistcoat watch and I'm not impressed so far

GrouchyKiwi · 30/08/2018 20:43

Well. I think that's Anita giving away that they do indeed have some help with this round. She doesn't even know what she's cooking!

Halsall · 30/08/2018 20:44

Anita's been traumatised by the pan-shaking incident

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GrouchyKiwi · 30/08/2018 20:44

Who's this Scottish lass?

Taffeta · 30/08/2018 20:44

Is Masterchef Aus in a weirdy channel?

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