Sleb Masterchef is BACK

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@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

I am warming to this little Scottish lass. Never seen her before mind.

Nope, nope nope, I'm not touching that crack about johns sausage casserole. No no no.

Spencer has very hairy arms. And I have to agree with whichever lovely poster above is sceptical about him being 29.

You're welcome Exile, I've just double checked so it started last night, episode two tonight and then tomorrow is episode three and four.

I usually watch it but its clashing with My Kitchen Rules, but I might try catch up when MKR is over

Frankies starter looks very er sexual

Right I missed the last five minutes panicking madly with DH and trying to find MC Aus, I think we can get the missed ones on demand (but no subtitles ) taffeta it's on W channel. I think Australia is the best MC. Although I like Gordon and Joe on the US one

Did he grate an entire parmesan for that dish?

I fucking love lemon posset. I could bath in it.

Oh stop blubbing John

Oh Lord I can’t stand John partridge. Looks like he’s going to go all the way

Oh ha fucking ha Gregg

Frankie's starter is ridiculously easy

Good Lord. That starter is indeed incredibly phallic. I'm blushing.

Asparagus and figs

Penis and vagina innit

Frankie's starter looks really simple

Oh god yes frankies starter!

I don't ever want to hear Jonty ever saying "moist" again

Exile tonight's MC is repeated at 1.00pm tomorrow

MC Aus doesn't seem to have subtitles at all I am extremely fucked off as we need them.

Jean's food looked good.

Think jean is one to watch.

Thanks for checking Elle I'll double check the subs. Clearly it isn't me that needs them, although after hearing John say moist I might rip my own ears off...

Cackling at the smears on Spencer's plate. They look like ovaries.

I’m afraid to me Psencer looks like one of those dogs that have run face first into a shovel

Ovaries!