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Sleb Masterchef is BACK

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Halsall · 23/08/2018 11:37

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there Grin

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fourquenelles · 30/08/2018 20:45

I am warming to this little Scottish lass. Never seen her before mind.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/08/2018 20:46

Nope, nope nope, I'm not touching that crack about johns sausage casserole. No no no.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/08/2018 20:46

Spencer has very hairy arms. And I have to agree with whichever lovely poster above is sceptical about him being 29.

ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:46

You're welcome Exile, I've just double checked so it started last night, episode two tonight and then tomorrow is episode three and four.

I usually watch it but its clashing with My Kitchen Rules, but I might try catch up when MKR is over

Taffeta · 30/08/2018 20:46

Frankies starter looks very er sexual

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:47

Right I missed the last five minutes panicking madly with DH and trying to find MC Aus, I think we can get the missed ones on demand (but no subtitles Angry) taffeta it's on W channel. I think Australia is the best MC. Although I like Gordon and Joe on the US one

GrouchyKiwi · 30/08/2018 20:48

Did he grate an entire parmesan for that dish?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/08/2018 20:48

I fucking love lemon posset. I could bath in it.

Roussette · 30/08/2018 20:48

Oh stop blubbing John

Chipstick10 · 30/08/2018 20:49

Oh Lord I can’t stand John partridge. Looks like he’s going to go all the way

Wolfcub · 30/08/2018 20:49

Oh ha fucking ha Gregg

Roussette · 30/08/2018 20:50

Frankie's starter is ridiculously easy

GrouchyKiwi · 30/08/2018 20:50

Good Lord. That starter is indeed incredibly phallic. I'm blushing.

Taffeta · 30/08/2018 20:50

Asparagus and figs

Penis and vagina innit

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:50

Frankie's starter looks really simple Hmm

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/08/2018 20:50

Oh god yes frankies starter!

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:51

I don't ever want to hear Jonty ever saying "moist" again Envy

ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:51

Exile tonight's MC is repeated at 1.00pm tomorrow

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:52

MC Aus doesn't seem to have subtitles at all AngryAngry I am extremely fucked off as we need them.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/08/2018 20:52

Jean's food looked good.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/08/2018 20:52

Think jean is one to watch.

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:53

Thanks for checking Elle I'll double check the subs. Clearly it isn't me that needs them, although after hearing John say moist I might rip my own ears off...

GrouchyKiwi · 30/08/2018 20:53

Cackling at the smears on Spencer's plate. They look like ovaries.

Wolfcub · 30/08/2018 20:54

I’m afraid to me Psencer looks like one of those dogs that have run face first into a shovel

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:54

Ovaries! GrinGrin