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Sleb Masterchef is BACK

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Halsall · 23/08/2018 11:37

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there Grin

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iklboo · 30/08/2018 20:28

Isn't it Novikov? I bloody hope so anyway! Grin

ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:28

It's all about the screentime Halsall

Roussette · 30/08/2018 20:28

Indeedy, I want food lovers on here even if they can't cook!

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:28

So Anita has to shake a pan, basically Hmm

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/08/2018 20:29

There was a kid there, do you think they do a kid's me Up?

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Halsall · 30/08/2018 20:29

Isn't Anita allowed to use a spoon to coat the pasta in the ragù? Or is that illegal in the prof kitchen or something?

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ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:29

Did Anita just have to boil pasta, what else did she make Confused

MrsTommyBanks · 30/08/2018 20:30

Bets on Spencer smashing the plate whilst splattering his yogurt?

Innit

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/08/2018 20:30

So the Italian has a Russian name and the Indian has an Italian name?

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Halsall · 30/08/2018 20:31

(PS I know it's Novikov really but I'm just indulging my puerile sense of humour Grin)

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ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:31
Roussette · 30/08/2018 20:31

The splattering is RIDICULOUS

iklboo · 30/08/2018 20:32

Oh yes! I know Novichok. It's just opposite the London Polonium Theatre isn't it Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 30/08/2018 20:32

Ah crap, forgot about this. Will catch up!

ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:32

Wonder will they have the wall challenge tonight

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Halsall · 30/08/2018 20:33

iklboo GrinGrin

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Taffeta · 30/08/2018 20:33

Anita might look lovely but jeez she’s a fuckwit in the kitchen

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:33

Iklboo do you know, I've always thought your name was ikiboo Blush

Anita can't even shake the pan correctly!

Roussette · 30/08/2018 20:33

Yes Anita only has to do about three things

ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:34

You're not missing much Grouchy

Taffeta · 30/08/2018 20:34

How will the wall challenge work with 5? Or do they dump one first?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/08/2018 20:34

You is on fire Ikiboo!

Taffeta · 30/08/2018 20:34

Bored now.

Taffeta · 30/08/2018 20:34

An hour is too long for this

fourquenelles · 30/08/2018 20:35

Anita probably has a personal pan shaker at home so all this is new to her. Mind you, if they piped 50/60's music in to the kitchen she'd shake it like a good un.