Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

Isn't it Novikov? I bloody hope so anyway!

It's all about the screentime Halsall

Indeedy, I want food lovers on here even if they can't cook!

So Anita has to shake a pan, basically

There was a kid there, do you think they do a kid's me Up?

Isn't Anita allowed to use a spoon to coat the pasta in the ragù? Or is that illegal in the prof kitchen or something?

Did Anita just have to boil pasta, what else did she make

Bets on Spencer smashing the plate whilst splattering his yogurt?

Innit

So the Italian has a Russian name and the Indian has an Italian name?

(PS I know it's Novikov really but I'm just indulging my puerile sense of humour )

The splattering is RIDICULOUS

Oh yes! I know Novichok. It's just opposite the London Polonium Theatre isn't it

Ah crap, forgot about this. Will catch up!

Wonder will they have the wall challenge tonight

iklboo

Anita might look lovely but jeez she’s a fuckwit in the kitchen

Iklboo do you know, I've always thought your name was ikiboo

Anita can't even shake the pan correctly!

Yes Anita only has to do about three things

You're not missing much Grouchy

How will the wall challenge work with 5? Or do they dump one first?

You is on fire Ikiboo!

Bored now.

An hour is too long for this

Anita probably has a personal pan shaker at home so all this is new to her. Mind you, if they piped 50/60's music in to the kitchen she'd shake it like a good un.