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Sleb Masterchef is BACK

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Halsall · 23/08/2018 11:37

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there Grin

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iklboo · 30/08/2018 20:20

Joe looks a bit like a young Uncle Junior (Sopranos) in those specs.

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ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:20

I'm not convinced they actually do any cooking in this part at all

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:20

I had to go to the toilet and missed were they were going Blush Novichok?!

Wolfcub · 30/08/2018 20:21

Grin Ikboo

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/08/2018 20:21

That pink stuff looks like thin sliced ham.
Peeling raw quail eggs?

Taffeta · 30/08/2018 20:21

I want a go at that spiral pasta thingy!!!

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:21

"If it's burning take it off the heat" what a helpful tip!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/08/2018 20:22

Jean has the tough job. Filleting Dover sole? They are more expensive than gold.

Roussette · 30/08/2018 20:22

Is Anita doing any cooking apart from the pasta?! Is the sauce ready made, if so I could do that!

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:23

Some of them get some really hard tasks whilst others are just assembling. It's really irritating.

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:23

Oh look at the big hats!

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Halsall · 30/08/2018 20:24

Novichok does a private jet menu, apparently. It seems to have quite a high Pretentious Wanker rating.

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ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:24

Was it Anthony Bourdain who mocked chefs wearing big hats? I loved him.

Roussette · 30/08/2018 20:25

Frankie does come across as a bit clueless and doesn't sound like she likes food that much

ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:25

I used to love when the head chef would give feedback to John and Gregg and say whether or not they would employ them

Wolfcub · 30/08/2018 20:25

I loved him too Exile. I’ve read his books until the fell apart

Taffeta · 30/08/2018 20:25

He’s trying to damage Spencer Grin

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/08/2018 20:26

Yep, spencer just gets to fry stuff. And splat.

ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:26

More splatters, is that replacing the smear

Taffeta · 30/08/2018 20:26

Shish n onion rings, prettied up

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:26

Wolf he was great wasn't he. So shocked to hear of his death. Very sad.

fourquenelles · 30/08/2018 20:27

Spencer is lovely to look at but I wish he had an off switch

Wolfcub · 30/08/2018 20:27

Bets on Spencer smashing the plate whilst splattering his yogurt?

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Halsall · 30/08/2018 20:27

I know, Roussette, it's always dispiriting when someone clearly doesn't really 'get' food. Bit silly to go on a cooking competition...!

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ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:27

I'm taking bets as to when Spencer burns himself and they have to bleep it out. 5 mins?