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Sleb Masterchef is BACK

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Halsall · 23/08/2018 11:37

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there Grin

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ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:11

So roasted stuff from Frankie then

Mashed fish from Spencer

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/08/2018 20:11

Spencer doesn't count as he cheated. look at those arms and shoulders
Apparently there is a connection between Anita and my Dh's family. Sadly the only person who can tell us is dead.

Taffeta · 30/08/2018 20:11

Not sure I’d eat any of those

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:11

The only one I "know" is Spencer (I used to watch Chelsea a million years ago when he was 29 then too Grin) I don't know any of the others. Not even Anita Harris Blush

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/08/2018 20:12

So food splatters are the thing this year?

ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:12

Oh shit I forgot I was on waistcoat watch

A different shade of brown tonight, where is your imagination Gregg!!!

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:13

"Assaulted that in a pleasant way"

God I want to kill him.

ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:14

Spencer is never off the bloody telly, he was on celebrity Impossible last week (that is one crap quiz show by the way)

Wolfcub · 30/08/2018 20:15

Anyone else hear “ smooth on the outside; crunchy on the inside. Armadillo” then

MrsTommyBanks · 30/08/2018 20:15

Can't stand Spencer. Steroids are never a good look.

Taffeta · 30/08/2018 20:16

So mix together whatever the fuck you like but add butter and salt and you’re fine.

Twats.

ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:16

If Frankie starts crying I'm turning it off

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Halsall · 30/08/2018 20:16

Cremated is never a good look for a dinner, Frankie

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fourquenelles · 30/08/2018 20:17

No ginger and apricots with lamb Jon? I'll just tell the whole of North Africa that they've got it wrong. Wanker. Jowly wanker.

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:17

You said it taffeta

Roussette · 30/08/2018 20:17

Frankie's lamb looked as dry as an old boot, I would've been gagging for a sauce

ExileOnMNStreet · 30/08/2018 20:17

Jowly wanker has to be a contender if there is a new thread title needed.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/08/2018 20:18

Franki needs to pull her sleeves up.
The professional kitchen already?

ellenanora5 · 30/08/2018 20:18

John has a real showbiz smile, looks utterly fake.

Taffeta · 30/08/2018 20:18

Frankie’s sleeves over half her hands look just stupid on this show

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Halsall · 30/08/2018 20:18

Novichok, did she say?

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Wolfcub · 30/08/2018 20:18

Ah challenge two where they miraculously go from totally incompetent to able to cook in a restaurant kitchen. I call bullshit

Anyonewhoknows · 30/08/2018 20:19

I'm sure John Partridge was on Hells Kitchen a few years ago.

fourquenelles · 30/08/2018 20:19

EEk Halsall

MrsTommyBanks · 30/08/2018 20:19

Looks complicated...