Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

So roasted stuff from Frankie then

Mashed fish from Spencer

Spencer doesn't count as he cheated. look at those arms and shoulders
Apparently there is a connection between Anita and my Dh's family. Sadly the only person who can tell us is dead.

Not sure I’d eat any of those

The only one I "know" is Spencer (I used to watch Chelsea a million years ago when he was 29 then too ) I don't know any of the others. Not even Anita Harris

So food splatters are the thing this year?

Oh shit I forgot I was on waistcoat watch

A different shade of brown tonight, where is your imagination Gregg!!!

"Assaulted that in a pleasant way"

God I want to kill him.

Spencer is never off the bloody telly, he was on celebrity Impossible last week (that is one crap quiz show by the way)

Anyone else hear “ smooth on the outside; crunchy on the inside. Armadillo” then

Can't stand Spencer. Steroids are never a good look.

So mix together whatever the fuck you like but add butter and salt and you’re fine.

Twats.

If Frankie starts crying I'm turning it off

Cremated is never a good look for a dinner, Frankie

No ginger and apricots with lamb Jon? I'll just tell the whole of North Africa that they've got it wrong. Wanker. Jowly wanker.

You said it taffeta

Frankie's lamb looked as dry as an old boot, I would've been gagging for a sauce

Jowly wanker has to be a contender if there is a new thread title needed.

Franki needs to pull her sleeves up.
The professional kitchen already?

John has a real showbiz smile, looks utterly fake.

Frankie’s sleeves over half her hands look just stupid on this show

Novichok, did she say?

Ah challenge two where they miraculously go from totally incompetent to able to cook in a restaurant kitchen. I call bullshit

I'm sure John Partridge was on Hells Kitchen a few years ago.

EEk Halsall

Looks complicated...