Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

Going to You tube Union J now.

Christ, is that Anita Harris on next week?

Seriously that boy’s face does not move he’s like a ken doll. A joyfully bitchy ken doll but a ken doll nonetheless

He just said Happy Days again! Good job I've finished my Coco pops.

I don't recognise ANY of next week's faces - but that girl with the short hair looks lovely!

I am a bit behind

He said

BUTTERY BISCUIT BASE!!!

Yay

He was quite funny then.
I didn't recognise anyone next week.

Pleasantly surprised that TPau is going. She was doing well so I thought she'd be on it for ages. Huzzah.

If he says happy days once more, I'll spatchcock him

DH said the nice haired woman has been on Strictly.

Right, it's an hour past my bedtime so I'm for bed. It's been a laugh, peeps!

Happy Days

Rewound - I think you're right Halsall - it IS Anita Harris!

Oooh - Alec Salmond is being accused of sexual harassment - why does that not surprise me?

Schaden That's Frankie Saturday who was on Strictly with Kevin.

Have a lovely weekend, marvellous people. See you next week.

PS Rousette: So very cool that you'll be on Extra Slice! Looking forward to hearing all about it.

Oh dear now I have to like Josh for taking a swipe at Gregg, he's one of us now

Thanks for the company, great fun as always

Catch you all next thursday, have a good weekend everyone.

Best of luck to Rousettes daughter, hope she gets picked tomorrow

Nighty-night Exile

Enjoy your coco-pops dreams.

Anita Harris? I thought she was dead.
See you all then!

See you all next week my little wombats.

Yes, only glanced quickly but may be Anita Harris. Younger lady with short hair is Frankie Bridge from girl band The Saturdays and I only know this because she did well on Strictly a few years ago (with Kevin from Grimsby, if my memory is correct)

I am completely in love with Martin B

I think when Anita Harris was young in films they made her look loads older with loads of slap on or something because otherwise she's got a portrait in the attic .

What a blooming awful mess of a show. What happened to it?

And those two female critics - did no one remind them to brush their hair not he day.

WTF was that idiotic thing they did in the first section? It was a stupid idea in the first place, made infinitely worse by being stretched out so long - by the time they'd dragged through it I was convinced that that must have been the entire programme, it felt like it had been going on for ever.

Wasn't the other woman Sophie Thompson (Emma's sister)? She's an actress as well.

On the first two tasks you would have thought T'Pau and Keef were going to sail through and tall Rugby guy and Union J boy didn't have a cat in hell's chance.

They completely turned that around in the final task though much to my surprise.

Found you at last!

I want the rugby guy to win. (just thought I'd set out my stall at the outset)

Have they changed it up from previous Years? Seems different-Do they usually get rid of two like that?!
Find Josh quite funny and also like Martin so pleased they went through.
TBH I am just waiting for Gemma Collins!!!! (never watched Towie but can just imagine what she will be like)