Sleb Masterchef is BACK

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@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

Ooh Josh bites back

Greggs manic laughter is disturbing

Ooooo nice one Pretty boy. Snipe at Gregggggggggg.

Fucking LOVING Josh taking down the Grocer

Ooooh handbags with Greg and Pretty Boy!

Burn!

Yup. Taxi for Keef. And.....?

Mmm . . . another one who had has a professional in to do his cooking.

Do you think he's had enough?

At least Pretty Boy has enough self-awareness to know that nobody knows who the fuck he is. Happy days.

Auf wiedersehen, Keith.

Let's form a MN cheerleading squad for Pretty Boy, we love him now!

Oooh, goodbye two of them? Maybe TPau as well.

That cheesecake looks really nasty.

I don’t actually know who Pretty Boy is

Josh from a band? Model? Whevs

Omg it's 10 o clock already! Time flies when you're having fun!

Have to agree Exile - anyone who is prepared to scratch Greggggg's eyes out is okay in my book!

“I’ve developed so quickly” = “ I had a ghost chef”

Commitment and drive will be Pretty Boy then not TPau

He's from a boy band called Union J. I've vaguely heard of them.

“I’ve developed so quickly” = “ I had a ghost chef”

Anyone who puts the grocer in his place is fine by me even if he is a twat

Laters olds

Tata then, Mrs Mince 👋👋

Yes! The Giant is IN (had never doubted it)

And Yes again for Pretty Boy

Taffeta

Union J ah yes happy days

at Keef's reaction to Pretty Boy!

Off you fuck Mrs Overall! Hurrah