Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

Right. It's all your lot's fault I had this weird dream last night.

I dreamed Martin Bayfield had come round and gone for a shower. He left all the towels in the bath and they were wringing wet I was very cross.

THEN (and this is truly strange even for me) he had left his Star Wars Shaker Makers on the window sill to dry off and had thrown all the toiletries on the floor.

Fuzzy - I thought that you were with us!

Sorry - in the maelstrom of hating Gregggg and sneering at Mrs Overall and commenting on Sophie `thompson's inebriation I didn't notice we had lost you.
I can only apologise and offer you some

I loved it when MB said "turn it up to 11!" and Wee Josh who presumably hasn't heard of spinal tap said "but mine only goes up to 9!" 😂

I noticed that too!
Actually when Josh the Dim got his own back on Greggggg I liked him a bit more.
Ikiboo-whut? But early for glue dear. But better than the sex dreams some are afflicted with during MC.
Oh god really, Gemma thingy? Famous for being famous. I'm waiting for the Ade Edmonson/Jimmy Osmond who can really cook.

Ha ha iklboo - excellent nocturnal adventures there!

Any ideas what Gemma Collins might cook? KFC? Something with a lot of oranges?

And thanks for the gin schady. (I think Gemma may add that to her KFC...unless she'd prefer blue WKD?) (Of course, I may be stereotyping her quite unnecessarily here)

I've never heard of Gemma Collins. Have I lived a sheltered life?

Halsall I think she wore an outfit...😐

I think Gemma Collins is some sort of reality TV nobody? Could Google but don’t fancy going down a reality TV rabbit hole.

Is Gemma Collins the blonde lady from TOWIE?

Yes, she's blonde, lasted all of 5 mins on I'm a Celebrity once before quitting, and fell down a hole when presenting at the Brits or some other award show.

How the hell can she be called a "celebrity", then?

I am happy to accept someone as a celebrity even if I, personally, haven't got a clue who they are, if they've achieved something in some field or other - but FALLING DOWN A HOLE?

I've fallen down loads of holes. Sometimes even when I've been sober. I've knocked myself out loads of times, too (i think that's why my head's a weird shape). Nobody ever offers me shedloads of cash to make a twat of myself on the telly.

Never mind @Schaden, you wait till you see the brother-in-law of the sister-in-law of the queen's grandson do his stuff. Are there no ACTUAL slebs who can cook?

Yep, Spencer Mathews is on board and he's been having cookery lessons from Jean Christof Novelli.

I've had my arse handed to me on a 'plate' (haha) in AIBU for criticising the judges unappetising chomping.

On a separate note, when I was a student in London about 25 years ago, I once served Carol Decker in a gastro pub!

She was lovely btw and not at all cocky or botoxed.

At least I have heard of Carol Decker! (Which is more than can be said of most of those "slebs". I fear full blown Gimmer Mode approaches me faster than I had anticipated.

Checking in. Evening all.

Good evening folks

Ready!

Checking in too!

My word Anita looks fabulous!

Good on Anita Harris, she's flippin' 76 !

Hello! Yes, Anita Harris......bloody hell. I remember her when I was a child and I'm old

Anita Harris looks amazing