Sleb Masterchef is BACK

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@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

Laters Keef

Nope I wouldn't eat Keiths starter ever

Bye bye Keef

Youse dead in the water, Keef.

Making me nervous

“It’s making me nervous” otherwise known as “it’s killing my buzz”

When Sophie comes across a good dish she sits in bliss, talking about vibrations and harmonies.

Gregg confirming for everyone that his tastebuds do not function.

Same pudding, Keef?

You're cheating.

Wolfcub

His brain doesn't Grouchy - why should his tastebuds.

"Taken them from the birdtable"

Ah! Pretty boy and his burned sheep . . .

Happy days!

I think it will be bye bye Keith, foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

No sauce

Where’s the sauce?

Pretty boy has been joshing us.

God she is shitfaced

Has Sophie got laryngitis?

The colour of that crust makes me think of infected fat (sorry). I wouldn't be able to eat that.

Had to let the dogs out for a pee - what I miss?

He pulled it out of his (cosmetics) bag.

Yes, anyone else and they'd be onto him for the ultimate crime of NO SAUCE

Mustard with mutton you'll live to be a glutton (c) my old nan.

Emma has just said on Twitter: "We genuinely thought Keith's liver might kill us."

Another HAPPY FUCKING DAYS!!!!!

Oh my - hissy fit!