Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

I was thinking exactly the same thing Halsall. - There's no way that the person who made those pancakes cooked that guinea fowl.

Maybe Sophie was the screaming in the Sistine Chapel MNer!!

No not Guides fiel twice Soph

You’re seeing double love

Ffs, the greengrocer still hasn't got a volume control

Yep they must have Halsall, there is no way they can suddenly cook like that, well not all of them anyway.

*Guinea fowl

I hasten to add that it's not always borne out in the execution

Sophie is clearly enamoured with Mr Tall

Exile that thread was brilliant

I like the plates, how would I find where they got them from

The crispy pancake certainly isn't raw, anyway

(I love the way they all say "well done" in that encouraging way)

Sorry, don't like Sophie. She gets worse every year.

Soph must be used to weird mushrooms

No one should say obvs, ever

TPau and Giant for the win

Did she just say OBVS

Oh God - I hate li'l puddings in pots with separate custard - just bung it in bowl .

The crumble looks frightening.

And now “banging” you are not 14 you drunken lush

I wouldn't complain about that view, Mr Giant.

(My maiden name is the Dutch for the Giant, btw. Just apropos of nothing.)

"It's bangin'." Sophie has been watching the incomparable Nat from regular MasterChef.

I think Soph has white wine with a GnT chaser

Respect

I think Sophie has been under the influence of one chemical combination or another since the was about 14.

Every single food group ever on a plate

Liver Dance. I want to stab him with a fork. It looks terrifying.

And banging. No pet.
What the fuck?

Jesus wept - that looks like a 5-a-day plate designed by Tim Burton . . .