Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

Pretty boy must have had Botox. His face doesn’t move

"Racka Lamb"

And he has a quiff like TinTin

Pretty boy I’m guessing

Unrendered fat on lamb
Raw dauphinois

Tartatan

Fuck off

Bought pastry eh pretty boy? Cheating.

Why oh why are they allowed to use bought pastry on a cooking show

That's bloody cheating that is, he has to go now for that

The only tasty thing Emma, is the Giant.

Oh - isn't Sophie sweet - she looks pissed out of her skull!

OK, ellen, you've scared me off.

Bloody hell, did Sophie win in 2014?! How is it so long ago already?

Mrs O has the weirdest mouth

SHUTTUP GREGGGG!

Sophie really annoys me too

Why are they all sitting so close together?

Why are the sleb judges sitting so close together?

(Why did my MN font change all of a sudden?)

Why do we all have the same thought?

Be funny if she brought it in a la Overall.
She's done ok. Shit.

She always looks a bit dragged through a hedge backwards tired Schaden

Sophie needs some more wine

Pissed.

Out.

Of.

Her.

Skull.

~high fives Exile~

That looks fucking grim, TPau

That cheesecake looks like sneezecake

Sophie thinks if I whisper they won't be able to tell I'm pissed

Be funny if she brought it in a la Overall.

That would be brilliant Fuckery

Now I'm disappointed she didn't.

They must have 'help' with planning this round. They MUST. At one point they're scrabbling round in the foothills making mince and custard, then suddenly in this round they always seem to get dramatically better in terms of menu planning. I find it hard to believe they come up with it all by themselves.

In vino veritas, Sophie . . .

Sophie seems to me likes she's about to go off in raptures about some obscure art thing, crying because her soul has been so touched.

I'm pretty sure I've seen my children vomit up that cheesecake.