Sleb Masterchef is BACK

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@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

I'm about 15 mins behind but did Pretty Boy just ask if he should peel the gherkins

I like the cage over the mixer to stop Pretty Boy from falling in.

Being known as Mrs Mince isn’t great is it?

Why is her roux orange

I love Kathy Burke.

kazza even worse - radishes!

Tilbury is hardly outside London.

Had to pause so I'm only up to scotch egg reveal, be back when I can ff some of it

Mrs Mince LOL LOL

They're going outside London...to London Docks

Yy fourq I have a couple of friends who work there that don’t speak RP

Oooh John! That's inspired - whoever would have thought of splitting the cabbage and adding bacon to only one half for the omnivores?

Oh, hang on - EVERYBODY!

Oh come ON, a canteen kitchen like that would surely have a spud-peeling machine?

That pastry certainly looks Industrial Strength.

Chef looked pissed off to me.

WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE CRUMBLE?

That's why he's a sleb tv type chef Schadenfreude.

"Rou-ey?"

Clearly not, Taffeta

Rouey

FUCK OFF

fourq radishes. Oh ffs

Coo-ee over here with the rou-ee

Oh Taffeta - your PEARLS!

Rouey
Plonko
Compowte

She needs binning

Mrs Mince's malapropisms are getting v tiresome.