Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

Is it just me or does this whole process seem to have taken about 2,000 years to complete?

No they're fucking not light and fluffy - well, perhaps in comparison with Keef's.

Oh fuck off "they're superb"

BOLLOCKS

That's cos time flies when you're enjoying yourself Halsall.

Not so much when you aren't.

Out of London??????

Will they survive

Mrs O has clearly has a little facial work done

Gregggg's not wearing his bunnet

I wondered that Taffeta - in the rarefied air of the real World,they could flutter and die . . .

That was actually quite funny.
"I'm all about the hair" arsebiscuits.

Not enough Wolfcub. Not nearly enough . . .

Chef looks like Kathy Burke!

DH just suggested they recreate Monty Python's fish-slapping dance with Greggg, with the water so handy and all.

Sadly they didn't listen.

Christ - I thought Gregggg couldn't look any more stupid, but put him in a hard hat and . . . VOILA!

"I am Mrs Mince"

Custard, perhaps??

She does Exile. I like Kathy Burke.

It's Kathy Burke!

Ah yes!

Yes Miss Pattison!

Fucking love Kathy Burke

Does Mrs O have an "eye impediment" of some type?

She seems to look two ways at once.

Happy days....

Mrs Mince?! Thick as mince, more like.

Mrs Mince nearly killed me #dyinglaughing

It's my regional dialect. Us Estuary birds all sound like Kathy Burke even my mate who works for Coutts