Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

Crunchy piccalilli can't be worse than the proper stuff

Oh lord generational issue with turn it up to 11 clearly

This food is going to be gopping

LOL @ 'turn it up to 11'

PMSL!

Halsall that went right over pretty boy's head

I can imagine TPau fucking loves giving a constant commentary on what she’s doing every second

Does conture features not have instructions

You would have to insure me to the hilt to get me to eat this shit

Christ I'd kill him for that mess he's making

To quote someone I can't remember "he couldn't fart and chew gum at tge same time"

He's wiping his trainers

Pretty boy wasn't even a twitch in his parents' loins at that point, fourq. Actually his parents probably weren't even born 😱

What’s with the massive fucking lump
Of Stilton on pretty boys plate

Dear God! They're like two schoolgirls . . . . and if I hear "Happy fucking Days" ONCE more . . . .

I notice they aren’t eating it

Never eaten a Scotch Egg? Where was he brung up?

Yeeees they’ve made Gregg cry

He's worried about his bloody shoes, dodo

Large gaps in pretty boy's head more like!

But the other team did have an easier task.

Noooooo Halsall but you are probably right!

Pretty Boy is right that the other two had a much easier task though.

Mrs Overall's look as heavy as lead.

And Keef's look worse!

Her walnuts! Keef couldn't drag his gaze away then.

Carol’s nuts aside