Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

Coconut juice . . . .

Coconut juice

Compowte

Someone fucking kill her

Jeez. Have NONE of these people ever opened up coconuts before? (Rhetorical question: clearly not)

Mrs Overall is not a good communicator

I wouldn't trust myself with that hammer around Mrs Overall.

I'd say they save so much time Wolf, but I'd be the same about tea, I'd probably still want a kettle

I know Schaden

Carol and Keith just keep repeating each other

It would be a kindness Taffeta

That scotch egg looks obscene

Massive balls

'And breathe in band boy, and then breathe out. You're going to have to breathe in again now....

It's coconut milk you dodos

I thought that Wolf - I don't know what anatomical appendage it resembles, but it resembles something.

Crying at the breathing instructions

Don't stir the caramel FFS. OH I GIVE UP

What the fuuuuuuuuu - ?

And breathe in band boy, and then breathe out. You're going to have to breathe in again now....

HAPPY DAYS!!!!!!!

Pass me that rifle!

Tall man is clearly not taking this seriously

Batter

No one can be as thick as pretty boy surely?

'Are you cooking the salmon in the quiche?'

'Happy days!'

How does this chiselled, perma-tanned infant manage to get through even one day of existence on this earth?

Quiche apocalypse -

this lot is lucky they can afford to eat out every night because otherwise they would die . . . .

Dear gods...

Thanks Halsall

Ye I'd say they could be dodgy OhWhat, I can just imagine the potential for accidents

Pretty boy is not doing well

Can Pretty Boy read?