Sleb Masterchef is BACK

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@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

Jonty Rhodes is mansplaining everything including fucking pancakes

It's just started, Schaden, they're in teams of two says she knowledgeably, having also missed the start

Yep spot on Schaden

Pointless pile of wank sums it up perfectly

Hatred of gregg is never irrational.
Fucking coconut. Boooooooo.

Oh yes, and they're separated by a Trump-style wall

Jonty Rhodes... brilliant

I like to think Keef is the other side digging a shallow grave for Mrs Overall

Did they not realise that the Jolly Green Giant can just look straight over the top of that wall?

a pointless pile of wank - beautifully described Fuckery

ellenora - is it even possible to despise Gregggggg even ore - though as you say, you aren't thinking rationally. It is your fight, flight or freeze mechanism kicking in at the sight of Greggggg - you've added "fee-eeeew" to the list.

"Put your eggs on a slotted spoon and lower them in" fuck me

You know those boiling hot water tap things, could you make a cup of tea with that, is it really that hot?

He says "happy days" one more time.....

This challenge is not going to go well

"Jolly green giant"

Jonty Rhodes.

It IS brilliant!

Ellen yes it’s boiling water, we have them at work. I still prefer a kettle though

I can't claim Jonty Rhodes, a MNer's DH genuinely thought that was his name

Did Keef the Twat just wipe his snotty nose with his BARE HAND there?

ellen, yes, it's really hot. They have those taps at work. They constantly break down, mind you.

Com-p-op-tr FML

Those gherkins look like willies seem a bit suggestive.

I'm terrified of them Ellen, I just think, boiling water, children, cack handed me-disaster.

This is truly painful.

Keef and Overall’s dish is way easier than Giant and the Pretty Boy’s