Love Island 14

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I would like any of the four fuckers to go next. I cannot understand how Megan is still in there.

I think Alex 1 just got nervous when he really there was an expectation for them to take it to the next level as a couple and that would’ve involved closer physical contact with a woman. My gaydar is pinging.

hmmm

@SmileSweetly I agree totally. The boys are being very immature in this behaviour. it's frustrating more than anything.

Paul reminds me of Jamie Jewitt from last year. Came in late, hot as, ten times more mature then everyone else on there..... (and still with Camilla now-so I hope Paul is that person for Laura really)

Out ASAP:

Popeyes (Josh)

Kaz

WoodenFace (Wes)

Smegan

Alexthehopelessromantic

Jack2

Jack 1

Dani

To be there for as long as possible:

Laura

Alexandra

Sam

Georgia

(The newbies I have no real opinions on.)

Maybe Paul for Laura?!

Apparently, Georgia and Sam's night in the Hideaway also ended up on the cutting room floor ...

www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6798224/max-george-love-island-laura-crane-kiss-music-video/

Well now I'm never gonna unsee Josh's poppy eyes......

Also notice how he can't close his mouth???

He's the human version of

Sam is more surfer dude right now than the hapless doc.

"Yes he is supposed to be grateful."

No, that's horrible. I can understand him grating on people, or viewers feeling disappointed that he's not doing what they want him to do, but we'd never advise a woman to stay with a guy because she should be grateful for his attention.

Order I'd like them to leave please:

Georgia
Megan
Wes
Josh
Kaz

I don't care enough after that.

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It's hard to catch up with these threads when you've missed some.

Thanks Bizarre 🙏**

It was 30 women not 50 - didn't he mention being in Thailand for 4 months?He could have purchased the sex, that would explain his sense of entitlement coupled with his distinct lack of game.

Agree Meg will hop on to a celeb or footballer after all the magazine deals etc

Paul doesn't do it for me and he comes across bland personality/wise .

Josh is far more annoying than WoodyWes, he's 6 years older and acting like a schoolboy, a nasty schoolboy.

Still can't believe Laura basically invited herself to London** (to live?) during a convo where he was obviously backing off(!) I don't get it.

Oh please ignore wonky bolding

Ha ha PopEyeJ

I’ve been on holiday since last Monday can anyone give me a quick weeks update? I really cba to watch 8 episodes!!

I think Laura was just talking in general.
Jack just wanting a way out quickly listing so many things why it would not work.

No one likes being dumped, most get defensive and say but but but

I’ve been on holiday since last Monday can anyone give me a quick weeks update? I really cba to watch 8 episodes!!

Pretty much nothing has happened!
Charlie and Ellie left and newbies came in.

I don’t think Alex has done much wrong either. Yesterday’s episode seemed to imply Alex 3 had started chatting to the new boys and Alex started cooling off as a self protection thing. Or just realized he didn’t have to pretend anymore.

Thanks Unique!

Oh god there’s an Alex 3!

but we'd never advise a woman to stay with a guy because she should be grateful for his attention.

I would expect her to be grateful that she was saved from being dumped from the show. If she had seemed to genuinely fancy the guy as did Alex, I’d be surprised if she flicked to ‘we’re not exclusive ’ as soon as a new guy walked in.

That’s kind of Adam territory.