Love Island 14

[Bizarretortoise]

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I've never got Wes or Josh1, I find them both cocky, arrogant little twonks, with a real nasty side to both of them.

All they care about is winning, that's why they set out last night to break up Laura1 and Jack2. Wes knows he's in danger having been in the bottom 3 and Josh1 has been there in the last few votes.

Laura1 definitely wants to settle down and she's going about it all wrong, choosing younger, immature boys who are looking for fun. I think they all know in there what she wants, and that's why Dani suggested Laura talk to Paul, he's more likely to be in the same place as Laura than any of the 'boys'. He's a man who folds his washing.

I can't decide if Alex1 is a complete arse or if he's gone into self-preservation, and has got in there first because he's worried Alex3 likes one of the new boys. The only thing is he's seriously messed up because it would appear she does genuinely like him.

New Laura is disappointing so far..
Any thoughts?

I think wes simply lacks the emotional maturity to deal with Laura and what was occurring in their relationship, he should clearly have stood up earlier and said enough, this has to stop, the others were clearly articulating it was wrong and the relationship making everyone very uncomfortable with the constant fights.

Instead he just jumped as soon as Megan said she fancied him. I think everyone was shocked at the speed of it. Even Megan, Could he have handled it better, of course yes, but I think he was out of his depth, just too young and inexperienced to deal with Laura in a mature manner.

More he behaved like a panicked rabbit caught in the headlights.

Not sure unique, I'd have to see more of her, she's not really been given much air time to make a judgment on, but so far I think she seems intelligent, not all fake hair, teeth, nails and boobs, and successful in her own right in her chosen field.

Josh is pop-eyed with bad hair. He is below average frankly. No personality either. Somewhat dense.

Wes looks like he has been made of wood by a poor woodcutter. Not alluring in the slightest.

Jack told Laura he was ending it because it wasn’t working, but actually it’s because he likes new Laura and we’ve seen he moves onto her pretty quickly. That’s not decent, it’s two-faced. Worse than Wes, who was thinking with his dick, but at least he was honest about it. (Neither were particularly nice to her, though, to be honest.)

New Laura is a bit dull. I had read she was gay so why is she chatting up boys, badly?

Jack 2 is fakeywakey. Surprise. He has an overhanging Neanderthal forehead.

Rose Jack is known as the Neanderthal one in our house!

The Cocky Twonks are not going to win. Laughable that they even think that. They are both vile users.

Bizarretortoise

Haha! Yep. He just might be the missing link.🤣

100% guaranteed if Dr Alex were to ‘crack on’ with the new Laura, he would go cool on her too and make excuses for the lack of connection. I absolutely struggle to believe he has slept with 50 women as he claims... unless he was paying for a service, which to be honest it wouldn’t surprise me as I’m not sure he is capable of having a romantic relationship with a woman

Dr Alex and 50 women? Pfft. Yeah riiight.

Wes looks like he has been made of wood by a poor woodcutter. Not alluring in the slightest.

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Just a pity Wes-nocchio’s long wooden nose is located elsewhere...

The longer it goes on the more they all irritate me. Can you imagine how irritated with each other they are getting?!

Illustrates the drawback to picking the most popular names for your kids.

From the last thread but this really made me laugh as I said this exact thing to my sister with all the names. Its one of the reasons I picked uncommon names!

It was 30 women not 50, and I'd imagine they were mainly drunken one night stands where they don't see his personality.

Jack told Laura he was ending it because it wasn’t working, but actually it’s because he likes new Laura and we’ve seen he moves onto her pretty quickly. That’s not decent, it’s two-faced.

But it wasn't working. I don't think he lied. I think it was very very clear that it wasn't working, to everyone. Including Laura.

He may only have done it at that point, because he wanted to crack on with new Laura, and may have stayed in it for the prize fund if she'd not come in, which woild have been more dishonest, but I think to say he was lying when he said it wasn't working is very wrong. It wasn't working and hadn't been since she dumped him the first time.

Jack told Laura he was ending it because it wasn’t working, but actually it’s because he likes new Laura and we’ve seen he moves onto her pretty quickly

The world and his wife could see it wasn't working. The only thing they really have in common is physical chemistry.

Jack has needed to get out, but if he just ended it he would be liable to eviction. So it stands to reason that he would shift a more suitable new HM.

Alex has a problem making connections, maintaining them, holding eye contact and chatting about anything other than subjects. I think he is lacking empathy, and you never see him having fun or letting go.

I'm wondering if there's a reason for these personality traits beyond his control.

Samira and Frankie discussing their time in the villa:

It was massively cringey yesterday when Sam was on about getting along well with new Laura and Alex was all like 'oh that surprises me I don't really see that' or something along those lines then commented that she's a 'surer dude' 😂

*surfer dude