Love Island 14

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I really don't think Laura 2 boobs are fake.

Laura I think had her labialnasal lines done of whatever they are called.

You know the line from nose to mouth?

I really don't care about Alex and Alex. I hope tomorrow's episode isn't just about them. I want to see Paul and Laura more, would like them to win rather than Dani and Jack, but we all know that will never happen. Josh/Kaz/Megan/Wes/Jack2/Laura2 can all fuck offffffff

Laura1 needs to get Alex3 to do her make up every night. She looks awful with that stripe of highlighter down her nose.

Kaz looked beautiful this evening - gorgeous yellow dress. But her base was that awful grey that we've all spotted.

How pretty is Paul!

With all the hype around Stephanie, I think she assumed she was going to go in, be picked by the hottest guy and be a shoo in as power couple. She prob thought that's why jack dumped Laura. To be with her and that Laura 2 stood no chance.

Instead she's the female version of dr lobster and ended up in a friendship couple with the camp dj.

Why did Laura1get a boobjob, they're so fake looking and too big for her frame.

Don't want to be mean but josh2 and Steph seem even younger mentally than Georgia. In LI terms both nonentities imo.
Alexandra back in the manipulative grasp of the Dr. She seems so straight forward he seems cold. I don't even think he likes or respects women.

I’m really disliking that it always seem to be the boys picking the girls. The girls are fighting over the attentions from one “boy” whereas in real life, Laura and Alexsandra would be fighting them off. Poor Alex3 seemed to have no say in who picked her and looked unhappy at the outcome. (Not sure about this now going by the preview but will have to see what changed there). I also think the boys are shown having a laugh, singing songs, DBS society. The girls are shown putting on their make up and doing their hair.

Wonton

Josh/Kaz/Megan/Wes/Jack2/Laura2 can all fuck offffffff

Damn right.

Georgia has admitted the JACK kiss was filmed twice.

Pleased for Laura. Just hope this one works out!

Wasn’t a fan of Georgia and Sam but hope it works out for them and feel like they’ve done the right thing by leaving.

Dr Alex does not deserve Alexandra!

Wes, Megan, josh and Kaz. Just get off my telly now please. So smug and annoying. Wes’s recoupling speech made me want to heave.

Also wtf was Laura2 wearing for recoupling. I realise ma y of the outfits have been questionable but that was like Britney in the 90s.

We need to do a tally of how many times the boys have picked versus the girls. Does seem favoured towards the boys

I used to work in fashion & you start to recognise “work” really easily, probably because there are only a few variations. It’s like everyone saying how naturally pretty Megan was. You don’t really get nose tips like hers in real life. My friend has fake boobs very similar to Laura2

Some pple thought Laura giving Steph the heads up about jack2 was girl code. I thought it had nothing to do with Steph but the malicious actions of a scorned woman. 1action different viewpoints.

I don’t get the love story of G and Sam. Romeo and Juliet torn apart. More like they saw the reaction their rescission to stay and split got from the group in LI and realized that the public reaction was probably worse. I think this leaving was an attempt to salvage how fake they looked and for G to seem loyal again.

I don’t think Paul is remotely attractive. His mouth is tooooo small. It makes his cheeks look chubby.

Wine makes me pass-remarkable it seems

Instead she's the female version of dr lobster and ended up in a friendship couple with the camp dj.

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Agreed Conceal. I tried fancying Paul but it didn’t work.

Have people already seen that Paul was in a music video kissing Britney

Why did Jack wanna tell Alex so much about the kiss ?

Just watched on +1
I am mortified by the preview, cheesy doesn't come close. Be real them all cheering in the background ewww

I'll be watching cheesy Mamma Mia tomorrow anyhow ...

I'm actually a bit disappointed Georgia has gone because I was hoping she would win just to piss off Josh and Kaz.

There's no way Josh and Kaz actually like each other, if they were genuinely happy they wouldn't feel the need to shit on everyone else all the time, people who need to prove how much better they are than everyone else genuinely aren't very happy.

I can appreciate his abs & his beautiful skin but Jack2 facially is a younger version of Ron Pearlman

Basically Alexandra is happy to go with a fake robot. Who is gay.

Forgot about new Josh!