Love Island 14

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I think she said she was cheated on quite a bit by ‘wrong’ guys. But she had been in relationships with decent guys but she’d dumped them.

She’s just really, really poor at choosing relationships.

To me that convo was just her trying to save her pride by dumping him first because she thought he'd dump her to get with Georgia. I believed she was trying to protect her own feelings. Then when Jack didnt get with Georgia she realized her mistake and tried to get him back.

So to me her initial "it wouldnt work" break up was just made up excuses.

Jack clearly didn't want her anymore and she was delusional. I just don't she her as fake at all. She's really annoying sometimes but i still find her more likable than most of the others.

It's a bummer that when I finally started to like Georgia again she just up and leaves! (is it foolish to still hope her and sam arent the ones that left?)

I like Laura but she seems so at sea in general. Whenever the conversation turns to life outside the villa it appears she has no base, no job (?) and is prepared to just move to live wherever her current boyfriend is. That’s weird and it smacks of desperation in general, like she has no life plan of her own and is relying on a relationship to determine her next steps. I may be misinterpreting it, but if I met a guy who was that “available” and had nothing of their own going on it would freak me out and I would run a mile.

(Can’t believe I’m posting about LI!)

Fuck, Prince would never have allowed his music to be played on a shitshow of a program like this when he was alive!

Sorry, rant over...

Checking in!

I’m watching! I quite liked the Prince song at the start

And THAT is why Steph was pissed!

I’m fucked off with Lobster Alex.

Ugh Alex and Paul talking about trading Alexandra like she's a fucking football sticker

BAHAHAHA you've fucked yourself Alex1

Oh so now he finds out about the kiss he doesn't want to 'close his options'

GIT

Now watch the lobster backtrack

Why does Dr Alex think he has options to keep open?

Alexandra- "I don't want to be an option"
Alex- "I'd never call you an option"

The next day

Alex (whilst discussing Alexandra)- "I need to not close my options"

Dr Alex is a shit stirring bastard

Dr Alex is making my blood boil

Dr Alex is trying to push Laura to Paul so Alex 3 stays available,,,
What's a shit bag,

I loathe Alex, what a stupid sunburnt dipstick.

Alex is telling Laura to chase Paul so Paul doesn't choose Alexandra leaving her free for him.

Dick.

Alex is trying to backtrack and get Alex back

Dani’s sunglasses are far too big for her face

Ha ha all the cross posts.

And Laura1 is shit stirring too