Love Island 14

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Alex3, when in a position of power: ‘Idris is l aesthetics. What’s important is the connection’

Alex3, grafting Paul: ‘I like a tall dark man with good teeth’

Is Jack2 drunk? He seems a bit spacey

Megan had her back turned on Wes in that clip.
Where’s new Josh tonight?

Cringe.

That look he gave her before he kissed her was quite hot...

Ooh didn't realise it was a recoupling tomorrow night. Are there equal numbers?

So, tomorrow night in the recoupling, why was Georgia not standing with the rest of the girls? She was sitting with the boys.

There was an actress in the bill and she is literally laura the surfers double

That Chipstick could be key and linked to her leaving with Sam????

missdolly I mean

Oh the boys are picking then. Sure fire way for Dr Alex to do exactly as he pleases and stay in. They won't let him pick last.

The boys always seem to pick?

Pissed off with Dr Alex. Very clear why he is so "unlucky" in love now.

What a boring episode. The best bits were shown in last night’s preview!

I think hope they leave Dr Alex to pick last. With no Georgia in the picture it will be bye bye Dr Lobster 👋

MissDolly I'm guessing that's where the drama starts, she and Sam refuse to take part in the recoupling, and are then told via text because they've refused they're automatically being recoupled; Sam with Stephanie, Georgia with Josh2.

I guess Georgia is sitting with the boys as she gets to pick too. She will pick a boy I guess,

I hope Alex 1 doesn't get to pick before jack two or Paul. That would be very shitty tv.

I hope jack2 lets him know he kissed Laura. And I'd like Paul to pick Alex 2. I think he will feel pressured to pick Laura though as she's been in so long and he will know people pity her..

All credit to Laura though, the lass bounces back quickly, eh.

I'm very ready to see Alex leave now.

I know what would be a great twist, there can only be one of each name on the villa.

I’m surprised that so many of the boys fancy new Laura
She has massive shoulders and no hips - the very opposite to the big bum/hip/thigh curvy kind of girl they’ve all gone for previously and is so in fashion now

I think it’s a bit daft that they’re all jumping ship so late in the game too - surely they must realise they obviously won’t win in a new couple at this point

Alex is awful looking up close.
His clean shaven look is very creepy

Laura is so incredibly calculated. Last night her saying to Jsck2 "if I told you I wanted to get to know the other girls I'd expect you to tell me to F off" this leaving him in a v hard situation in which to be honest. Tonight her telling Paul that Alex3 fancied him in such a bit by way imo. Almost like 'eww she fancies you that so weird and awkward for you' as if she already had claimed him. She's so cut up that she didn't have every man falling at her feet.

When she said 'I've dated some shitty men, been cheated on.. don't get me wrong I've dated a few lovely guys too.. but I've always ended up dumping them!' DP said "that pretty much sums up women" haha

Jack 2 gives me all the feels and I just stare at his amazing abs in every scene he's in.

Is it just me that cannot stand watching people kiss though? Totally gives me the ick watching other people try to be sexy

Just checking in as I keep updated via this thread.

Dani was so funny doing the food shop.

“Jack, I ain’t making farking roasts mate...16 peepo”.

Haha

I'm also surprised at the appeal of Laura2. She's has a very athletic build which doesn't seem to be the "in" thing. I actually think Alex1 probably isn't as into Alex2 as maybe she's not the stereotypical figure either. She's quite curvy. It's lovely to see a different shape.