Love Island 14

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Haha I was actually laughing at jack shoving all them doritos in his mouth

Jack is me with Doritos 😂

I've got a big grin on my face watching Paul and Laura 😁

Why would Laura tell him that?!

Alex2 did a nice job of Laura's make-up. She suits a more natural look.

Oh gosh I just think Laura is being a bit of a bitch about Alexandra. She's a bit full on isn't she?

Drying yourself with the hairdryer? Errrr, not sure about that? Maybe on holiday when it's hot as fuck and it's on the mega cool setting!

What is Laura 2's accent?

Sounds a bit fake

Laura Laura Laura. I love you but I want to be your best mate so I can tell you to just STOP!

I love Jack, he's so cute.

I really do believe he and Dani are genuine. The fact he hasn't pushed to do bits, convinced me even more.

As much as I like Alex3 I'm rooting for Laura1 here. I want to be swept off her feet by HotPaul.

Paul is easily the hottest guy in the villa.

Alex3 has done Laura's make up lovely tonight

Steph is trying too
Hard!

Jack2 woof

Is Alex3 a makeup artist? She's very good.

She does look like Mickey Dolenz's long lost daughter, the new girl whose name I can't remember

Alexandra - "what's your type"
Paul - describes Alexandra

All these girls so desperate it's hard to watch right now

I'm not keen on Laura, I just think she's a bit much. No denying that she's had a crappy time in there. I think Alex3 is just much more relaxed and has a better vibe about her.

Very desperate! Shut up Alex

Paul is four years from major receding hairline

I want Paul to nab Alexandra from Alex.

I like Laura but she's had her shots.

Is she drunk?! Are they all drunk?!

Also she clearly expected him to go for it then

Oh Alex! Poor girl.

I would like Alex to do my make up