Made in Chelsea’s back

[Fabellini]

With a cameo from Toffs jungle camp mate Stanley! I know I shouldn’t watch this, I’m well aware I’m not the target audience, but I find it strangely compelling.....
Found tonight’s episode as infuriating as always - why on earth has little fat Fonz decided he needs to be in London to paint, and when did Tiny Tears get her lips done?

See I am loving Jamie at the minute. He seems so much happier and funnier since he dumped Frankie. I loved his "now you've em-barrist-her pun and how he messing with Harry/Randall over his girlfriend. I like Alik too. I think he seems sad and not quite sure where he fits. I hope he meets someone lovely soon.

I think I'm allergic to Alik. I cannot bear him!

Harry is still such a twat. He threw his friend Live right under the bus. Looks like Liv couples up with the new fella.

I think it's very unfair to blame Digby cos she is boring and wants to dump him.

Google says she was 22 in 2016 when she joined and is still 22 in an Hello article from the end of March, she looks way older. She was photographed and interviewed with Digby about how happy they both are in each others pockets and would like 5 babies.

Jamie is back on form, Francis is a bit of a tit.

I never noticed Liv's robotic walk before. Literally been bored rigid by Digby? Poor bloke was set up to fail in that conversation they had.
Jamie- cringe!

So when wasn't Francis a tit? must have missed that episode.

Loathe FatFonz, always have. Never trust a man with eyes too close together, but i too hope that he finds someone new. Preferably back in N.Y.

Well whatever we all think of Alik, we can at least agree that Louise has appalling taste in men

ain't that the truth, msgameand
nice botox/face job tho..

I love Francis!

When will Liv do something-anything-with her hair??!!

Ohhhh LIV.

What are you doing???

So liv wants a non couple holiday as doesn’t want digby there

Hence Harry tells gf she can’t come

Wtf

I would not be happy with this. Bf going away somewhere hot with his female friend all coz she didn’t want bf there

Liv should go away with girl friendsq. Not men

Louise is writing a book???

A lifestyle book...the mind boggles.

Melissa's main problem isn't Harry going on holiday though.Its quite how smug and slimy he is on a constant basis! She seems quite nice-why oh why would she go out with him? His legs are so skinny, I don't understand how they support his huge ego!

Look what I got an email inviting me to book tickets for today...

Liv hasn't got any female friends. She's binned her friends and blamed Digby.

OMG! Just got a preview of Louise's book.

Just the life tips section. Are we sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.

When you don't get your own way - cry. You will.

When you forget an anniversary/birthday - cry. It will save you from having to buy a present.

When it becomes about someone else - cry. It will soon be about you again.

When you are a bitch - cry. It won't make you less of a bitch but it distracts people.

When you're unfaithful - cry. It makes it not your fault.

When you eat cake/chocolate/fat - cry. It gets rid of calories.

Read it and weep ladies. Literally.

What is that private parts live ?
Jemima is class going after Miles (no class probably not the correct word) but still poetry

Still playing catch up

Sam Prince is a child
Harry is the smuggest person ever
Miles is very uncool with amount of cool he tries to portray
Harry's girlfriend is lovely, don't understand why she is with him

And another thing - Louise has an amazing body yet she dresses like she doesn't hasn't she seen herself (as much as I don't like her)

Really @sheldon. Serious or taking the piss / I’m blonde 😂😂

I'm in love with Miles, anyone know how old he is? Too young for Sophie = probably too young for me....ya know despite dh etc lol

See I really have a lot of love for Harry, mainly because he’s the Millennial Terry-Thomas what ho

Respect for Miles pushing back on Sam and sticking up for Jemima.

I actually think this series is excellent - not so much Frankie and Jamie will they won't they type stuff

I'm a snarky besom and am oft to be found speaking shite blondes

I ruddy can't be far off the mark

PLEASE can we all go to private parts live??!! I don't even know what it is and I want to go!

@sheldon. Well crying does work for tiny tears

What is that show?
It's bad enough seeing Alik's permanent sex face expression in every scene he's in, let alone pay to watch a show with the two most awkward cast members which suggests a glimpse of actual goolies.
Hopefully it's one of those conversational pieces where they'll just talk a load of old boulles.

Private parts:
www.acast.com/privateparts/jamielaingsprivatepartstrailer

I refuse to click play on this clip while DH is in the house and can hear and therefore mock me so no idea what it is like