Made in Chelsea’s back

[Fabellini]

With a cameo from Toffs jungle camp mate Stanley! I know I shouldn’t watch this, I’m well aware I’m not the target audience, but I find it strangely compelling.....
Found tonight’s episode as infuriating as always - why on earth has little fat Fonz decided he needs to be in London to paint, and when did Tiny Tears get her lips done?

Habbs has a face like an oily nectarine.

And that pretty young French(?) girl at the end last night must have been paid a fee to act as Jamie's latest bit of stuff.
He's gotta be in his late 40s by now? I can't believe these young girls find him in any way physically attractive....

Oily nectarine 😂

Jamie's really punching above his weight with Héloise I actually cringed for him in that final scene.

Did anyone else not realise frankie had left until they googled mic for gossip?

Thank fuck Tiff and Frankie have left.

Biscuits is still such a twat.

I think TT and FF will get back together for one last fling before she settles down for someone posh.

I think Jamie is only 29/30

Frankie’s left left? Most excellent news . She and Habbs were being so spiteful!

Habbs is ike a drag queen somehow. She is like too good looking in an OTT way and her voice is such a horror!

Love MIC and hate Frankie but kinda sad she is gone as she is such a car crash.

Never watch this. No, never. Ever.

I spent a whole day last week talking through my teeth like Liv. Why oh why does she do that? It overshadows absolutely everything else, not that that's saying a great deal.

Please tell me what affliction she has? Concrete-jaw poshness? Is that a thing?

I just finished watching season 1 on catch up, (after watching Spencer on five star hotel) and Caggy is really p!$$ing me off with her game playing! LOL. It’s really sad as he was so in love with her! What a fool.

The early seasons and spenny were fab

Jamie’s often has his off casts

And JAMIE def isn’t 40. Prob late 20’s

Ugh Digby is such a mic boy, deny, gaslight, lie.

Yes Digby wasn't too convincing there...

Ryan. Chill.the.hell.out 'for God's sakes' (I secretly love Alic. He's so cringe)

I like FF's dad. Tiny Tears definitely crossed over with Ryan. I see there are tears next week, she needs to bin him.

I'm convinced Jamie is gay.

I knew the new guy styled himself on Johnny Depp I said so ten minutes before they did to dh

Toff’s dress at lunch was so pretty

50p face still makes me laugh and oily nectarine is brilliant

I can’t work out why Victoria was out to dinner with FF and Dad. Rysa looked so anxious and his pecks did twitch

Sam and his stupid bewildered face I’d forgotten how much I hated it. Just no to his new gf, he just looks baffled

Emilia is one from Celebs Go Dating.

Also, I found Miles on Instagram. But no photos with a girlfriend.

I know-since when was Victoria such great pals with Noo York, that she would go out for dinner with his pa? It's an unlikely alliance I feel.

Thrupennybit face is growing on me. How did that happen?!

I could totally see Victoria dating FF dad.

I’d probably date FF’s dad

So in all hundreds of restaurants in London jgg and tt go to the same one as fonz and dad 🙄

On their anniversary dinner

Then he walks out on her

Yep 2yr itch. Is doomed