Made in Chelsea’s back

[Fabellini]

With a cameo from Toffs jungle camp mate Stanley! I know I shouldn’t watch this, I’m well aware I’m not the target audience, but I find it strangely compelling.....
Found tonight’s episode as infuriating as always - why on earth has little fat Fonz decided he needs to be in London to paint, and when did Tiny Tears get her lips done?

Coming to a theatre near you!
blog.ticketmaster.co.uk/theatre/jamie-laing-francis-boulle-present-private-parts-38118

Hmm, so it looks like a podcast tour of Jamie reading his diary....looking at the dates, there isn't one near me. What a crying shame! (Channelling TT)

Good luck to them with their tour. They must be fed up of doing the shitty nightclub tours.
Is nostrils still going with the music thing?
Jamie will steal Harry’s girlfriend while he’s off boffing Liv.
Digby really is Josh 2.0.

Oh my gawd, there's a date in my local
Theatre!!

Alik's permanent sex face

😂

OMG! Closest to me would be Newbury or Swindon. Anyone want to meet me there?!

If that is Alik's coming face, I would be going.

I see Jamie and Boulle are too feart to come to Scotland. You pair of fannies private parts...

Liv is nuts. Really nuts.

Private Parts is coming to Bristol! I’m in (but only on the down low 🤫)

I actually thought Liv seemed really genuine and sweet. Digby is dull as fuck and definitely Josh 2.0

Liv is so upset that her boyfriend doesn't want her to shag anyone else and it's making her cry. Run Digby, run.

I’ve not seen it yet but I do hope this brings about the re-emergence of Digby’s chillingly overprotective dead-eyed sister from last series.

Liv is one of those girls who loves to be one of The Lads, until one of them gets a girlfriend. She ruined her friendship with Julius over the same thing, because he wouldn't dump his 'boring' girlfriend to give her all his attention.
Harry is much the same, but the other way round.

Sometimes your best relationships can be with your friends, your absolute best and funniest times so it's natural that you'd miss them when you shack up romantically with someone and have to bow out of that scene to a certain extent. Solution! Remain single till you've got it all out of your system. It's fine to want to be in that loop so why choose to put yourself in a relationship that takes you out of it?

Another one for sister Same Difference to reappear.

I'm sure she will make it all better for Diggers when he gets dumped. Numnumnum.

I think Liv is behaving terribly. That said, Digby is that bloody wet, I can't summon up sympathy.

Habbs gets even oilier when on the flirt. Sameh will lunge in for a kiss and slide that quickly off her face, he will end up in Brixton.

I do hope that l'il fat fonz isn't banking on making a living from his art...

Thanks

I am wondering where in east london fat fonz has his studio as there are some near where I live....
Liv needs to step off the show and sort herself out. Her best mate (this week) is such a two faced tosser.

Blanche you've got the nail on the head. Liv is one of the lads like a pretend girlfriend. There real girlfriends are boring or bitches. Julius had a lucky escape.

Myts's only role over the past few series is to stir the shit.

Plenty of blurred lines in sw3 I reckon Namaste without involving Mytt.

It takes skill scraping neatly when you are off your tits I reckon.

And if it isn't blurry lines of marching powder then there are plenty of blurred lines on fattyfonzo's art work.

I feel a bit sorry for Liv as I do see quite a lot of what I was like when I was younger (but without contributions to the GDP of Colombia)

She just can’t see she’s into a good thing and realise that she needs to open up and that he obviously loves her so stop testing him.

God, I’m hopelessly over invested.

I think Liv’s right tbh, Ella, Melissa and Habbs are boring 😴

Habbs is just mogadon in human form