Made in Chelsea’s back

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With a cameo from Toffs jungle camp mate Stanley! I know I shouldn’t watch this, I’m well aware I’m not the target audience, but I find it strangely compelling.....
Found tonight’s episode as infuriating as always - why on earth has little fat Fonz decided he needs to be in London to paint, and when did Tiny Tears get her lips done?

I love it, but I think it’s lost something recently.

I’m kinda glad Spencer, Ollie and all that lot are gone - Ollie was annoying and Spenny spoilt

I think I’m one of the few that like new people all the time - they are so uneasy it’s great

I am glad Proudlock and Mark F etc are still in it

I wonder if Tiff is out

I'd love Millie and Hugo to come back now that they are back together, Caggie and Spenny too

MarshaBradyO Tiff has announced she’s gone (yipppeeeee). Wish her sister would return.

Louise was so pretty before all the work. Why fillers and Botox at that age? Lips look ridiculous.

No my god...Lucy used to make me rage at the TV. She just came across as an awful person. Tiff was just dullsville, and incredibly over sensitive and self absorbed.

Tiff was probably worse than any of the men on the show. She'd ball her eyes out and rant about Sam and his cheating then it would turn out that she was just as bad. Glad she's gone. Liked Lucy up until the point she tore into Sam yet knew the whole time Tiff had slept with the guy in Hong Kong and lied about it.

Sorry. Late to the party again. Shift work is a pest.

Wtaf has everyone pumped into their face? Gallons of Bolly and Botox? Bollox? They are wearing lots of fur. Maybe they are using all of the yeti. Sack and all.

Louise certainly has all of a yeti's arse fat in her cheeks. Gawd knows what is in her lips. I suspect it is still living cos her lips were chatting even when she was silent.

Ryan still clearly gives a fuck about Alik. Alik's ego is the only thing big enough to take him on.

Alik needs to take his bitch tits back to NooYawk. Off you fuck back to the far side of the Atlantic. Jellystone is calling you BooBoo.

Prooders looks about 40. Yeabayby. And stop the finger snapping. You aint 12. And it won't do for your rheumatics.

Jamie had best be faithful. She could chomp little jamie off at 20 paces.

Habbs questioning Melody was blatant and awks.

Wellington was gorgeous. Aptly named given that Frankie and James are so bloody wet. Frankie needs to swim in conditioner.

The art was alarming. About as alarming as waking up to find HarrySpankers in your bed.

Harry has legs like a flamingo. And a similar beak.

Liv still looks like Lauren Harries, I grew to like her but she is fecking me off again. What a bugger for throwing folk under a bus.

Toff still gets on my nellies. She'd better not get on Sophie's. What a mistake she made with those wallopers.

If someone had appeared at breakfast with a quilt sized scarf round their neck a la Melody - I'd be calling lovebites.

Don't miss Binks. At all.

I would hate Millie to come back with Hugo. Slimy pair. Team prof.

Glad TT hasn't forgotten how to cry. I can feel plenty tears coming this series thanks to Alik.

I loved loved loved Mimi's bye to Harry in next week's preview. That shall be adopted..

Just catching up

A promise ring. No wonder tt isn’t impressed

It’s a Ring to promise we are together for ever

That’s an engagement ring lol

Think jolly green giant fucked up there

Will go and watch rest and read theac

As if I missed this starting again! Going to catch up now....

Frankie’s hair this week was like season 1 Rosie.

hahah Louise rewtweeted my tweet about Ryan hating Alik (its a gif of mr kimble in kindergarten cop)

TT was smashed at the party talking to FF. slurry city.

I think Mimi is very good to herself, doesn’t take any shit from men, goes for what she wants etc. But I think she’s not so good to her friends, spreading rumours rather than talking directly.
But MIC would be nothing without Chinese whispers.

I think Mimi is alright. She seems fairly honest and I think she's harshly edited as well to try and make her look more of a stirrer.

Liv is a far bigger stirrer than Mimi.

Mimi is sound. Her boyfriend was a full on pussay making way for Harry.

Harry was chatting shit. Not Mimi. Harry is a full on bell end.

TT was slurry. Both as in slurring and speaking shite.

Why has l'il fat fonz's hair gone all pubey?

Jamie the victim. Puhlease. Hope we can be friends? bwahahaha.

TT couldn’t put her lips together. She was so pretty it’s so weird to see her morphing into a tiny Victoria.

Frankie’s exit was a bit of a damp squib, she could at least have thrown a drink at Digby.

A lot of the new guys seem very aggressive. It’s very uncomfortable to watch, and not in an awkward mic pause way.
Jamie, Mytton and Francis may treat women like shit but they are at least charming and or bumbling about it.

Best moment this week was Myton’s sheer glee at all the gossip.

I love Mytton-at least he's unashamed about his stirring-he absolutely loves it.
I've reached peak annoyance about Livs terrible hair now.
And I've decided that Frankie is officially not nice.
Good for Mimi finally getting a boyfriend. She's still my favourite.
Habs. Why does she talk sooooo slooooowly? And what was that Beret she had on about?!

I liked Liv turning up at Frankie's dressed as the Terminator

Boule has a voice for a phone sex line.
Biscuits has a face for a phone sex line.
Liv does the photo shoot for the phone box phone sex line adverts.
Habbs reads the phone number for the phone sex radio advert -very slowly--
Louise is 'the face' of the phone sex advert dark purple lippy on
Sameh Prince and Sameh sit on the sofa and giggle at the phone sex adverts.
Digby of the ick may soon be a potential new user of the phone sex line.
Mytt is running around in a souped up sports car bought with the takings of the phone sex line.
Toff is too intelligent to use the phone sex line -bwahahaha--

Harryspankers and l'il fat fonz's only action is courtesy of the phone sex line. been two years since St Bartsafter all - if I do my MATH properly

The hair twirler is just a nasty bastard and should be thrown in a skip of used tissues and wanksocks. Full of toxic fibres and plenty of negative spent energy.

Mimi is still great.

Quote of the episode 'you're the one who jumps in bed with everybody'

TT to Jamie. There's a pot calling a kettle ...

Lots of strike out fails. Apologies.

Je suis a merde typer. See? I can speak French just like Biscuits

Just opened this thread as I love a bit of MiC but had to comment on the second post

We don't call it Made In Chelsea in our house.We call it 'wankers'.

Perfect. I think this is my new name for it too - thank you. Off to read the rest of the thread now.

Ryan's 50p face creeps me out

This thread is comedy gold - wonderful description. I am genuinely laughing out loud at this.

What I don't understand about it all is why the women continue to date from within Chelsea, the men have proved themselves time and time again to be the most self-absorbed idiots on the planet and the girls could be quite pretty if they didn't do all the fillers and indentikit tousled, highlighted hair.

The truth is I only really like Boule and Toff. I do like Jamie but I can't understand why anyone would date him - bet he's fun to hang out with though.

The Aliks thing is just creepy AF, he is waaaaaaaaaaaay too controlling but then again I think Ryan is a bit that way too. I wonder why Louise goes for them? Or maybe she attracts that sort because she's tiny.

Myttons wee face lights right up when he's got his wooden spoon out. He's like Spencer was just before he left the show, when he could hardly contain his amusement at the drama.