Made in Chelsea’s back

[Fabellini]

With a cameo from Toffs jungle camp mate Stanley! I know I shouldn’t watch this, I’m well aware I’m not the target audience, but I find it strangely compelling.....
Found tonight’s episode as infuriating as always - why on earth has little fat Fonz decided he needs to be in London to paint, and when did Tiny Tears get her lips done?

Me too jay

The lass has a good personality and seems like a good egg.

Harpy? Take note.

Oh Mytton 😥.

Thanks Sedgwick and Numbers, I didn't cry at the funeral but my eyes filled up reading your posts.

Anyway...

I quite like Ameila even though she is a bit jolly hockey sticks. Maeva is a bit strange, not sure Miles knew they were together for three years.

Maeva is bonkers and quite unpleasant, only Miles seems to not realise it

Thank you, Greatvegeance, I do hope things get better over time.

And yes I like Amelia too BUT I feel she does overdo the desperate/lonely Bridget Jones stuff. Feels like an act she kind of hides behind. Very keen to see what develops between her and Hugo though!

Jiggles - I used to really like Maeva for being really honest and not playing games but now she is being the opposite of everything I liked about it!

Made in Chelsea episode review: anidolmind.com/

The unanswered question is at what point did Jamie start liking Habbs?

Because when she was dating Sam she was going to Jamie for advice on her relationship. And Sam fell out with Jamie because he was saying that their relationship wouldn't last.

Interesting hearing Jamie and Habbs discuss it on the MiC podcast last wk: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/who-goes-bish-bash-bosh-in-the-bedroom/id1456649071?i=1000438929485

Sucks when your mum has died :( 💐💐

Been almost 5yrs and still miss her so much and esp when preg abs had dd now 2

Sure I read that JAMIE has a gf and has been with her for a year ....... in one of my gossip mags

So the habbs thing is trying to get viewers

Coz I’m anal

@Blondeshavemorefun but Jamie has now broken up with Heloise, he mentioned it a couple of weeks back and you saw Habbs trying really hard to do a caring face.

Thoughts:

Well done Mytt for addressing the loss of a parent on MiC as having lost my mum at your age you’ve shown that even in our twenties we are all just kids that want our mums and the wretchedness it brings when it’s taken away too soon.

Jamie Laing fans need to listen to his turn on “How to Fail” with Elizabeth Day; good podcast anyway but he’s really open and interesting.

Finally, have Louise and 50p face left the series????

Oh missed that and thoight gossip mag was in a week or so old

I’m waiting for tt and jgg wedding saga

The more I see of James the more I dislike him.

Freddie looks as though someone large has sat on flattened his face.

Harpy was practically sitting on Miles's face in the salsa club.

Liv needs to put them away. Porno safari is not a look. What next? Cutting titholes in a spacesuit and going for hardcore astronaut?

Another dull one alas.

Next week looks a little more interesting. Harpy looks to have found another face to perch on. Bieiber-sitting. Massive f-u to Miles that.

Habbs is reminding me on Daisy Haggard characters.

Paul Think Ouise and her squeeze left to concentrate on their nuptials.

blondes

I'm not convinced that Jamie and Habbs are in love. Could it be one of the storylines created for entertainment purposes?

Maeva snogging James was inevitable imo. They are very similar characters. The preview for next week's episode has Miles smashing a glass when he finds out about the song. How typical that he doesn't want to date Maeva but doesn't want her to date anyone either.

Verity - How embarrassing for her to be told that another blonde (Habbs) has beaten her to another man? I'm not convinced by her friendship with Jamie either.

When he keeps on referring to his ex being pissed off if he went out with Habbs, he means Frankie not Ell right? Is Frankie not in a relationship then? In MIC-land, everybody seems to date everybody else so if exes were off-limits then nobody could go out with anyone else.

Yeah I assumed he meant Frankie.

Oh god I forgot about the risible Frankie Gaff [santa]

So, Habbs was extremely good friends with Frankie Gaff who is one of Jamie's exes. She has since unfollowed Habbs so we can assume she sees it as a betrayal.

Heloise is apparently very upset because as Jamie explained she always thought he had a weird relationship with Habbs. Now she may feel like her suspicions were right and of course she'll wonder at what point Jamie starting fancying Habbs...

Finally, who did Habbs go to before she broke up with a smitten Sam Thompson? She went to his best friend Jamie for advice. In the light of current circumstances Sam may now be looking at that in a new light. After all we all remember him being furious with Jamie for telling Habbs it would never last.

My understanding is that Jamie and Sam practically talk to each other every day and we know that he hasn't spoken to Jamie in weeks so it's actually an unusually bad situation that has upset a lot of people.

Also no one wants their best friend to start dating someone they were dumped by. Not a few months later at any rate. Particularly if you were always worried that they might fancy your best mate the whole time.

In short, this is a whole new level of incest.

And to further add to @sedgewick s post... on inspection of Instagram it appears Ms Gaff and Tiffany Watson - former paramour of Junior Farage Sam Thompson - are super matey as well.

Crumbs.

Junior Farage? That's just cruel.

Incest?

Junior Farage? Not cruel. Apt. The boy is a knob. Habbs is well shot.

If she now goes to Biscuits, then she needs her bumps feeling for continually wanting to feel knobs.

@sedgewick

How tf could you put up with habbs tho??? She reminds me of the blonde advertising woman off Episodes!

Think you know Jamie Laing? Listen to this - here he is talking to Elizabeth Day about anxiety attacks and failure:

www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-vudsi-b12d14

Love him, he's so open.

Maëva reminds me of the bitchy girls I went to school with in Paris.

I can

Was meant to add I can't bear to look at her.
She clearly thinks her Frenchness allows her to be rude and bitchy.
She was so dismissive of Emilia 'sleeping with her ex'.
Emilia hadn't even met her at that point!

Maeva WAS dismissive of Amelia. But I was more unimpressed by how rude she was to Sammy - the girl Miles was dating. When she realised she'd "won" in that Miles was bored of Sammy, she made that mocking comment about Sammy not being Miles' type.

Having said that I felt for Maeva in Monday's episode. Seems all that rudeness and arrogance is just an act. It's clear now just how miserable she is. Miles should have left her alone to get over him rather than toy with her.

Heartbreak is a horrible thing.

She also made comments about Sammy's teeth...
I haven't yet seen the latest episode but the rudeness is not an act. She clearly believes she's gorgeous and is so condescending with people she feels are 'beneath' her.
Her treatment of Emilia was awful.

As for Miles I am not sure what she expects. He wants her as a fuck buddy and has been quite clear about it. She wants him to worship her (I suspect that's what she expects from all her boyfriends) and it's not going to happen.