Made in Chelsea’s back

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With a cameo from Toffs jungle camp mate Stanley! I know I shouldn’t watch this, I’m well aware I’m not the target audience, but I find it strangely compelling.....
Found tonight’s episode as infuriating as always - why on earth has little fat Fonz decided he needs to be in London to paint, and when did Tiny Tears get her lips done?

I'd still probably do Mytton if I'm honest

@Jiggles101 oh he's lovely 🥰

Hello elephant

I've been wondering about the tree stuff. I do love trees,

I wonder if my tree would accept Dairy Milk or an edge of a Jaffa Cake?

I don't think there are many therapists in my neck of the woods. I think I'm beyond help anyway.

Mytt does indeed have a bit of a cheeky twinkle. I don;t think I could cope with the hair though. If he was on the nest giving it large and getting all hot and sweaty, his hair products would melt and I'd be enveloped in 7ft of hair.

It'd be like fornicating with Cousin It.

Welcome, Elephant!

Interesting news on the Sam Thompson and Habbs split... Apparently Sam was TOO nice! And (the final knife twist} "needy!"

graziadaily.co.uk/celebrity/news/sam-thompson-sophie-habboo/

Presumably Habbs' next man will be a bad boy...

Sam too nice my hoop.

Almost as questionable as putting Sam Thompson and interesting in the same sentence.

What a pity they didn't leave him in Chile. Permanently. That would have been interesting...

So Jamie and Spencer have had a super productive day...

People are saying they look like Lucy and Tiff Watson!

www.instagram.com/p/BxjrDeMn-8I/

And a funny remark from a high and mighty Mytton in the comments section!

Damn the Villa isn’t taking bookings www.booking.com/hotel/za/beach-villa-1.en-gb.html?aid=356983;label=gog235jc-1DCAso-wFCDWJlYWNoLXZpbGxhLTFIM1gDaFCIAQOYAQm4AQfIAQ3YAQPoAQGIAgGoAgO4ArepjOcFwAIB;sid=abff98e4132027ac193d338888bff813;dist=0&keep_landing=1&sb_price_type=total&type=total&

Well James continues to be revolting and Miles has now lost his self respect. Should have gone back out with Murder without her having to do the whole set up.
Couldn’t care less about Habbs and Jamie. Jamie needs to go up an age group in women now. He’s got his sweet business and could do with a serious contender for wife and family. ..30 this year.

I find the recent fawning over Habbs really strange. Every episode seems to have people saying how she's one of their best people or her saying that to other people. We get that they are desperate for interesting characters as Liv and Harry are in relationships, Eliza-Rosie-Verity are dull and hard to tell apart and nobody seems to want to hang out with Maeva-Angus-Amelia.

There's no one good anymore. Think back to Spencer, Caggie, Milly even Victoria. I love Jamie, Mytt, Mark Francis and always had a soft spot for Harry Baron but they're barely in it. Habbs is dull, I don't care about Olivia and Controlling Digby. Miles and James are braying fools and the girls are interchangeable. The problem is no one really cool would ever agree to do that show now.

Agree habbs is boring

I do miss spenny and Hugo and the original cast

Newbies are so fake

Would love to comment in my usual fashion but I cannot. I've tried to watch it 5 times and nodded off each time. So. A shortened version.

Maeva the harpy is still a chatte.

Miles is still thick.
Verity is still whining.
Ligby are still dull.
Wee Jimmy Bieber is still a cock.
Eliza is still showing space for 20 more eyebrows. And a curious show of nippage.

I am still bored shitless.

MIC sort it out. Or shut it down. 'sake.

I’m going to break the mould. I like verity, she seems chipper...I can’t see habs and Jamie together. Little Freddie Farquhar adds nothing except a love interest for mark Francis perhaps. I want to know where the cast get their titty tape from (if only I could hoist mine so high again)

Verity isn't bad. But she sounds whiny. It might just be an odd inflection.

I like Habbs. Cannot see the Jamie thing happening. But he would be an improvement on the clot that was Sameh..

My wallopers are beyond titty tape. I'd need a couple of sleeping bags and thick metal chain to get them as far as my waist...

The trouble with MiC is that they need to stop diluting the formula.

We used to have really strong characters. Spencer. Lucy. Jamie. Millie.

We also had a lot of offbeat characters doing interesting things that most people don't - like Francis. Toff. Ollie. Proudlock.

And THIS guy! Who now saying that he is going to build a star. A REAL star...
bit.ly/2M25lIy

How hard is it to find unusual or strong characters who happen to be posh? That is literally ALL I want from them.

Well done on Maeva although I preferred her when she was passionate and real as opposed to all this game playing. But it does beat bland.

Poor Alex 💔

It was a genuinely touching moment to hear Alex talking to Jamie about the death of his mum.

Reality TV was supposed to mean real. This was.

I had high hopes for Harry and Liv being interesting characters but since coupling up they are dull as hell- especially Harry who is about as exciting as the cast member's mums who feature sometimes. If Habbs wants to stay on the show she needs to stay single- her relationship with Sam was clearly an attempt to stay on the show imo. Amelia and Angus are super dull. Maeva has potential but needs to stay single.

Mytt

Tired of Maeva's smug and angry little face.

Tired of seeing women with heads wider than their bodies.

Tired of Liv's lascivious meddling with her darting little lizard eyes and lizardy tongue and voyeuristic sleazy grin.

Just tired. Bored and tired.

Yawn.

That conversation between Mytt and Biscuits was very touching. His mum was with him when he did cdwm and it seemed like he came from a very normal home. My DM died a few weeks ago and it made me feel really emoitional.

Greatvengeance

I’m so very sorry for your loss.

I dread the day x

Thanks Numbers, it still doesn't feel real. It sounds like Mytt's mum has an illness. It was very touching to hear him talk.

I understand why he might have been off with Jamie and Spencer on Insta.

Hi Greatvengeance,

I am so sorry for your loss. If it doesn't feel real, I think that the body tries to save us by numbing us so we can adjust to the realness of it all over time.

Yes, Mytton's mum had brain cancer - that's what he lost her to. In case you are interested, here are the lovely words he wrote in memory of his mother:

www.instagram.com/p/Bv1XSOhgMPf/

greatvengeance

The bit that got me was when he was talking about saying all that he wanted to say but not wanting to, as that meant acknowledging it all.

I try to let my mam know how much she means to me. She has years left I hope. It is just that sooner rather than later she won't understand or will just forget.

Your loss is still raw and new - no wonder you aren't quite processing it yet. I have no words that will make it easier. Just know that deep inside my inner core of cow, there is a small piece of unblackened heart left that is thinking of you tonight.

Look after yourself x

Was lovely to see the real friendship between Mytton and Jamie. Brave of Mytton to address it publicly, when it must have been so raw at the time of filming. He is really lovely when he's not ducking women around.

Ahh Maeva, manipulation isn't going to win you Miles back, as soon as you're both single he'll run a mile, again.

I do like the blonde girl who went speed dating.