eastenders 23 - NO SPOILERS-THIS MEANS NO,NOTHING,ZILCH !!!!!!!

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RIGHT

still no sign of luke

is wb dead,if so i missed that tho someone said josh remarked about it

tiffany back why?

will abby die/be switched off soon

will stacey return with 3 kids and be preg with max's baby ......

will jane and bobby new head return soon

what will ben/jay do with the money, what will phil do when finds out

will karen keep the job and actually have some money

mel looked shit,not shit hot,but shit

course ciara will see the necklace

Love the way Mel keeps getting out her little notepad and pen to write down the names of the people involved in the heist. She's now started putting question marks next to some of them.

That sounds a bit like Enid Blyton's One Five Find-Outers, but why isn't she using invisible ink!

I'm guessing Mel knew it was newspapers because Ciara got to Ben and so when she opened case - ordered him to - she saw them? Then rang Mel to tell her to track down the real thief?

I don't think Martin needs to worry about childcare - think the kiddie cupboard is free.

If Halfcut has the money, where is he keeping it ? Where does he live?
Mel is a super spy! Maybe she will be the new James Bond? The names Mel - Mel Bond. I wear felt hats and break into houses ( round the back)
I know how to write out lists.

Ha ha Mel Bond Phil can be Pussy Galore?
Not using invisible ink is a classic rookie error.

Like all good gangsters, Halfpint will be keeping it under his mattress and some readies under his bobble hat.

I assumed Ciara paid the customs guy to search Ben’s case so he would have told her about the papers. I don’t get why Ben wasn’t more upset or angry about it though, unless he knew about it (which didn’t seem to be the case).

Mel should have made invisible ink using lemon juice.

I really hope they wrap this story up son, it’s ridiculous. I also hope they sort Martin and Stacey out somehow. I hate how they ruin every relationship.

Hmm, didnt someone say the money was in the extra boxes of drink he ordered? Could be. It may show up in the crisp boxes.
Who knows! Maybe Bernie and Halfwit are in it together?
There are a few suspects thats for sure.

Who the hell would leave Tiff in charge of a child let alone 3!! 2 which have medical conditions

Is Twit having a laugh? She’s going to leave Arthur an ill baby, Hope a premature baby & Lily with Tiffany?? What the hell??

Stacey is an arsehole

It was ok when she stopped Martin from seeing the kids by taking them away & she wasn’t too bothered about her kids when she was shagging Max on the living room floor of the house the kids live in

OMG Tiff & Bernadette, a pairing made in hell

Teens would never take a selfie from a low angle or say hashtag anything.

I'm getting more and more annoyed with the reappearance of tiff. No point!

Super Son to the rescue

Halfwit is not sufficient to describe this idiot, he is far more stupid than that

I cannot believe Whitney is leaving the babies with hasgtagtiff and wtf js a 14 year old saying hashtag out loud for jesus wept !

Pouty Tiff ! Bernie 'Bernie the shirts'
Halfwit has money - where from? Duf duf duf..
I am losing the will to live

The pouting Tiff selfies are really annoying. Sonia was really unnecessarily horrible to Stacey, there was no need to lay into her like that whatever she has done.

There’s no way Halfwit has the brains to have pulled the switch off without help.

Why is Sonia sticking her beak in silly cahh HA vincent giving Mick a pound

How would the money have turned up in the extra drink ordered? Mick really doesn't seem aware of it.

Ben was probably relieved that he wasn't arrested at customs when he realised he was going to be searched, so he wouldn't have got angry really - lose money v jail.

I think Bernie and Tiff are a good pairing. Why isn't anyone holding Hope's head when they are holding her. Isn't she still a newborn? Actually I just checked and she was born on the 19th Oct so is four months old already.

Nancy, true- Stace and her 'double standards' - she hasnt a leg to stand on in that respect. She really is a horrible person. They all are!
Talking to solicitors ? Do they know how much they cost?

I was actually laughing at the Sonja and Stacey argument

Interesting how Kush suddenly had heart symptoms - could this be leading to something happening to Auther being left with Twiftney and her ignoring his cries?

Poor Bernie really is vulnerable isn't she? Not very streetwise for a teen which goes against the stereotype of teens from poor backgrounds.

Could be onto something about Halfwit and having the dosh!

I liked Sonia v Stacey. A proper Eastenders slagging off fight 😂

I’m not convinced Bernie is vulnerable/not streetwise having seen how she did all that manipulating to earn money.

Seriously if she was that keen for a date why not go when martins back? As if she leave them with 2 infants one with serious illness!

Oh so that’s why Mik was doing his I smell a fart face at the end.

If Martins going keep kids he needs to give up stall or least pay someone less than he gets to run it for him. He’s single parent that’s what benefits are for! Even if Whit stays is she going look after all kids for free everyday?