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eastenders 23 - NO SPOILERS-THIS MEANS NO,NOTHING,ZILCH !!!!!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 10/01/2018 13:32

RIGHT

still no sign of luke

is wb dead,if so i missed that tho someone said josh remarked about it

tiffany back why?

will abby die/be switched off soon

will stacey return with 3 kids and be preg with max's baby ......

will jane and bobby new head return soon

what will ben/jay do with the money, what will phil do when finds out

will karen keep the job and actually have some money

mel looked shit,not shit hot,but shit

course ciara will see the necklace

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Blondeshavemorefun · 10/01/2018 13:33

we filled no 22 in 12 days Shock

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tobee · 10/01/2018 13:35

Yeah but most of that was with "eh?"

The80sweregreat · 10/01/2018 13:36

place marking - been a manic few weeks - yes, lots of ' what? and eh? going on ! lol. i dont think that the heist story has finished yet.
Tiffany looks trouble.

lou1221 · 10/01/2018 13:51

Crafty, you said about the funeral parlour scene. Aiden looked at a ring on the lady in coffin, saying something along lines of, ooh worth a bit... It crossed my mind that they could be nicking stuff out of the coffin before the funeral.

I got the impression that Ben didn't know/recognise Mel, did he still have the wad of cash laying on the desk? Plastic bag def been swapped, it's like darstedly and mutley.

Akire · 10/01/2018 16:01

Thanks for new thread,settles in.
Looks like swooping one set of eh story lines for another.

WHAT ship was Ben trying sail on? Like P&O to France? Why wouldn’t he take/pinch/buy a car?

I suspect I didn’t miss a vital scene but on the rare chance it was explained... Why is Whit moving to Yorkshire? Does she realise she need like 3m rent up front? Why is she looking a thing houses not a room share? Hasn’t she got 250k we don’t know about? How can you even rent or get mortgage without a job? Of corse she planning upping sticks in 24h because you know it’s that easy.

mrswhiplington · 10/01/2018 16:11

Whit is planning to open a business designing T shirts.Hmm A friend of Ryan's has a shop to rent to her at mate's rates. Just like that. She probably can't even afford the train fare up there, never mind anything else.

The scenes with Masood and his relatives was painful to watch last night. Going on about curly fries / crinkle cut chips. Really, these script writers are getting paid to churn out this tosh presumably.

ChevalierTialys · 10/01/2018 16:24

That thread filled up fast! Placemarking!

TeaAndToast85 · 10/01/2018 16:47

Ah, fresh new thread. WHERE IS LUKE

nancy75 · 10/01/2018 16:48

I have some questions to add!

What are the police investigating? Nothing has been reported stolen & they don’t know Mick was shot, so what are they investigating?

Why is Mas living in an ice cream van when he owns his own house with at least 3 bedrooms?

What is Dot going to say when she comes back to find Karen working in the newly reopened launderette?

Why have the gang gone in to hiding? Other than the reasonably minor crime of digging up an empty grave, what crime could they be arrested for?

iknowimcoming · 10/01/2018 16:55

Yay new thread - thanks blondes! How's baby blondes doing? Thanks

BadHairDay0 · 10/01/2018 17:16

I feel sure we'll head back to the hospital for Thursday & Friday's episodes. We need to check in with Abi & Lauren and I can't see EE going a whole week without catching up on them & what success Max is having with his dodgy lawyer.

youarenotkiddingme · 10/01/2018 17:26

I had read somewhere that Mas was watching foster DD and he ran off.
(Not a spoiler now as we've seen it!)

I was waiting for this massive storyline - except he wasn't alone with her and lost her - he answered door to uncle whilst aunt was on phone and she walked out.

I hope they don't try and make a massive storyline from it with blame on Mas - they've enough massive storylines they could be closing down instead!

arriettyspiders · 10/01/2018 17:41

Ah, poor Mel, some of the comments about her appearance haven't been great. To be fair I don't think I'd have recognised her, but it has been some time since she was last in the programme.

I've just realised who Karen sounds like, especially when laughing. Remember Grotbags from the Rod Hull and Emu programme.

SinisterBumFacedCat · 10/01/2018 17:45

Great new thread! No spoilers instruction might be to subtle though.. Wink

Akire · 10/01/2018 18:12

Good question Nancy when you put it like that!
Even if he was broke he could have moved in Carmel for few months and chopped off some of the rent, she would have gone along with that. He seems have moved unknown relatives in and wanted ten posh Jack flat. Don’t think
Child can be fostered , surely if that was case they make a go of staying auntie was only here 5min (ok so saw robbery) and was all to moving back to u known destination. If she was fostering then she would have had to stay a while and sort not just go home!

I half though Mel was Nucjelle with coloured hair. Pleeeeeeesw don’t let her and Ian get together. There must be a number of max marriages a sane person can do in one life time.

The80sweregreat · 10/01/2018 18:21

Mel wont want Ian - she hated him after the Lucy stunt he played and divorced him pretty swiftly in order to marry Steve. He cant even be that loaded anymore? No, not unless she is really desperate. Then he would have to divorce Jane!
She might have a go at Phil, if she could get past Sharon! Keep Mr P 's 'son in it and let him be her love interest. She is also Vincent 's type although Kim would kill her first!

TheSpottedZebra · 10/01/2018 18:35

It'll be Max or Jack for Mel then.
Or one of the young'uns.

Akire · 10/01/2018 18:36

Yuck not Max! He’s been in three woman’s pants in last month already

The80sweregreat · 10/01/2018 18:38

Max! Just his type too. He hasnt had a woman in .err a few weeks at least! Mind you, he has a lot going , so could be Jack? Shes his type as well.

The80sweregreat · 10/01/2018 18:45

Nancy, all good questions! None of which the writers have understood at all. They just live in their own bubble of total nonsense.

NoisyBrain · 10/01/2018 18:46

How long ago did Mel leave? I wonder why they've taken to bringing back characters from so long ago. Who's next, Mary the punk?!

I don't get the Masood personality transplant either. The EE writers seem to love a 'Proud man won't admit to family that he's not doing very well' storyline. I wish they'd stop it.

The80sweregreat · 10/01/2018 19:01

Mel left in 2002.

LineysRunt · 10/01/2018 19:13

I always get Tamzin Outhewaite confused with Denise van Outen.

The80sweregreat · 10/01/2018 19:15

Denise was in it for a few episodes a while back. I,think she slept with Max? Can't remember why she was in it though.

LineysRunt · 10/01/2018 19:26

Oh yes, it was all very quick