eastenders 23 - NO SPOILERS-THIS MEANS NO,NOTHING,ZILCH !!!!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

RIGHT

still no sign of luke

is wb dead,if so i missed that tho someone said josh remarked about it

tiffany back why?

will abby die/be switched off soon

will stacey return with 3 kids and be preg with max's baby ......

will jane and bobby new head return soon

what will ben/jay do with the money, what will phil do when finds out

will karen keep the job and actually have some money

mel looked shit,not shit hot,but shit

course ciara will see the necklace

we filled no 22 in 12 days

Yeah but most of that was with "eh?"

place marking - been a manic few weeks - yes, lots of ' what? and eh? going on ! lol. i dont think that the heist story has finished yet.
Tiffany looks trouble.

Crafty, you said about the funeral parlour scene. Aiden looked at a ring on the lady in coffin, saying something along lines of, ooh worth a bit... It crossed my mind that they could be nicking stuff out of the coffin before the funeral.

I got the impression that Ben didn't know/recognise Mel, did he still have the wad of cash laying on the desk? Plastic bag def been swapped, it's like darstedly and mutley.

Thanks for new thread,settles in.
Looks like swooping one set of eh story lines for another.

WHAT ship was Ben trying sail on? Like P&O to France? Why wouldn’t he take/pinch/buy a car?

I suspect I didn’t miss a vital scene but on the rare chance it was explained... Why is Whit moving to Yorkshire? Does she realise she need like 3m rent up front? Why is she looking a thing houses not a room share? Hasn’t she got 250k we don’t know about? How can you even rent or get mortgage without a job? Of corse she planning upping sticks in 24h because you know it’s that easy.

Whit is planning to open a business designing T shirts. A friend of Ryan's has a shop to rent to her at mate's rates. Just like that. She probably can't even afford the train fare up there, never mind anything else.

The scenes with Masood and his relatives was painful to watch last night. Going on about curly fries / crinkle cut chips. Really, these script writers are getting paid to churn out this tosh presumably.

That thread filled up fast! Placemarking!

Ah, fresh new thread. WHERE IS LUKE

I have some questions to add!

What are the police investigating? Nothing has been reported stolen & they don’t know Mick was shot, so what are they investigating?

Why is Mas living in an ice cream van when he owns his own house with at least 3 bedrooms?

What is Dot going to say when she comes back to find Karen working in the newly reopened launderette?

Why have the gang gone in to hiding? Other than the reasonably minor crime of digging up an empty grave, what crime could they be arrested for?

Yay new thread - thanks blondes! How's baby blondes doing?

I feel sure we'll head back to the hospital for Thursday & Friday's episodes. We need to check in with Abi & Lauren and I can't see EE going a whole week without catching up on them & what success Max is having with his dodgy lawyer.

I had read somewhere that Mas was watching foster DD and he ran off.
(Not a spoiler now as we've seen it!)

I was waiting for this massive storyline - except he wasn't alone with her and lost her - he answered door to uncle whilst aunt was on phone and she walked out.

I hope they don't try and make a massive storyline from it with blame on Mas - they've enough massive storylines they could be closing down instead!

Ah, poor Mel, some of the comments about her appearance haven't been great. To be fair I don't think I'd have recognised her, but it has been some time since she was last in the programme.

I've just realised who Karen sounds like, especially when laughing. Remember Grotbags from the Rod Hull and Emu programme.

Great new thread! No spoilers instruction might be to subtle though..

Good question Nancy when you put it like that!
Even if he was broke he could have moved in Carmel for few months and chopped off some of the rent, she would have gone along with that. He seems have moved unknown relatives in and wanted ten posh Jack flat. Don’t think
Child can be fostered , surely if that was case they make a go of staying auntie was only here 5min (ok so saw robbery) and was all to moving back to u known destination. If she was fostering then she would have had to stay a while and sort not just go home!

I half though Mel was Nucjelle with coloured hair. Pleeeeeeesw don’t let her and Ian get together. There must be a number of max marriages a sane person can do in one life time.

Mel wont want Ian - she hated him after the Lucy stunt he played and divorced him pretty swiftly in order to marry Steve. He cant even be that loaded anymore? No, not unless she is really desperate. Then he would have to divorce Jane!
She might have a go at Phil, if she could get past Sharon! Keep Mr P 's 'son in it and let him be her love interest. She is also Vincent 's type although Kim would kill her first!

It'll be Max or Jack for Mel then.
Or one of the young'uns.

Yuck not Max! He’s been in three woman’s pants in last month already

Max! Just his type too. He hasnt had a woman in .err a few weeks at least! Mind you, he has a lot going , so could be Jack? Shes his type as well.

Nancy, all good questions! None of which the writers have understood at all. They just live in their own bubble of total nonsense.

How long ago did Mel leave? I wonder why they've taken to bringing back characters from so long ago. Who's next, Mary the punk?!

I don't get the Masood personality transplant either. The EE writers seem to love a 'Proud man won't admit to family that he's not doing very well' storyline. I wish they'd stop it.

Mel left in 2002.

I always get Tamzin Outhewaite confused with Denise van Outen.

Denise was in it for a few episodes a while back. I,think she slept with Max? Can't remember why she was in it though.

Oh yes, it was all very quick