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Silent Witness ......is it me?

245 replies

123fushia · 09/01/2018 22:04

2 hours of silent witness. Followed about 50% of it. Pivotal discussions between lead cast members unintelligible. Couldn't follow it by the end. Is it me?

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lou1221 · 05/02/2018 21:30

Nicki is so bloody irritating! Was I the only one who was hoping she'd get shot in the woods?

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 05/02/2018 21:31

No Lou, you weren't....

Putkettleonlove · 05/02/2018 21:32

Lou1221 my sentiments entirely. She's one of the most irritating characters on telly!

MistyMinge · 05/02/2018 21:35

Why film a Christmas episode in the middle of bloody summer? It's ridiculous. Even the birds are tweeting away.

lou1221 · 05/02/2018 21:37

she's like a child, who you tell to stay still and don't touch anything, so what does she do? I really hope she gets bumped off soon, bloody lucky banging her way out of a coffin in Mexico, and all the other irritating situations that she's got herself into. She has nine lives.

brownelephant · 05/02/2018 21:38

christmas with trees in full leave...
and what an ugly house

Putkettleonlove · 05/02/2018 21:39

Am quite amused the whole team of this presumed private forensic instute are at work Christmas Day. Perhaps that's how they have designer interiors and wardrobes 🤔

Birdbath99 · 05/02/2018 21:42

#silentwitness on Twitter 😂😂😂
BBC are getting it in the neck.

lou1221 · 05/02/2018 21:43

I did laugh when Clarissa told her to hide, and she was in the room with just a Christmas tree in it! whoops nowhere to hide.

Really disappointed in this series.

Birdbath99 · 05/02/2018 21:46

How sexy are the AR cops😜? Worth watching to see them.

Jellycatspyjamas · 05/02/2018 21:49

Seriously she's irritating the shit out of me - what a bloody nonsense.

SouthWestmom · 05/02/2018 21:50

'We should have enough to ID them, if they're on the national database'

Wtf? That's just for criminals right?

Hoppinggreen · 05/02/2018 21:50

bird just what I was thinking

SouthWestmom · 05/02/2018 21:51

Ooh brown coat lady thinks she's in eastenders

lou1221 · 05/02/2018 21:51

Rainey wearing sunglasses in hospital???

Birdbath99 · 05/02/2018 21:53

Someone was fucking the glasses woman. Is she the mum’s sister?

lou1221 · 05/02/2018 21:54

has Thomas left his daughter home alone, again, on Christmas day? Missed if she was going to her mum's

MistyMinge · 05/02/2018 21:58

Just checked out #silentwitness on twitter. Some hilarious comments.

It surely won't get commissioned again. How did such a good programme get so shit?!

missyB1 · 05/02/2018 22:00

I think Thomas had been at his ex’s house with his daughter, yes slightly weird!

And yy to the sexy AR cops! Grin

Putkettleonlove · 05/02/2018 22:33

Defo has lived up to its official title in our home of ‘Violent Shitness’ tonight. We just watch it to take the piss these days. Dreadful storylines and acting!

BashStreetKid · 06/02/2018 00:00

Gunman at large and she goes walkies in the woods?

And wearing white overalls, just in case she wasn't conspicuous enough.

NotAgainYoda · 06/02/2018 06:45

hahahaha I knew we'd be back discussing this. DH said: 'Wonder what MN has to say about this.

What is it about SW that the male actors are stiff as boards? I know there was a lot of love for Harry on here but he also acted as if he had a broom handle up his arse.

Also, Nikki was out stroking a horse (admittedly sad - I'm not a monster) when she'd run off from a woman whose life she could have saved.

TealStar · 06/02/2018 07:13

Marking my place. So glad there’s a thread on this! Every episode leaves me agape at the many far fetched, ridiculous situations!

Greenteandchives · 06/02/2018 07:51

I watched this for the first time ever last night. I thought SW was supposed to be good. What a crock of shit. It was like a comedy show with bad acting and unlikely scenarios.
Won’t be bothering again as I wasn’t interested enough to find out what happened.

brownelephant · 06/02/2018 07:58

for it's the accents. everything so overenunciated. even the 'bad' cockney cop.