dum de dum de dum de dum.........
'Lizzy are you sure that Rurriiiaggghhh should be allowed to play with the matches'
'Don't be so wet, Nigel, darling Rurrgggghhhhtedddhh just wants toi light a small fire to warm up Cathy in the Orangry, you know how cold it can get sometimes. I've asked him to use up some of the deal vines that mysteriously collapesed after he last fed them'
'All right darling, but aren't youworried about lower loxley's carbon footprint?
'don't be silly Nigel, what could possibly go wrong?'
Scene two later in the Orangry
'Come here darling, let me fill you with my over active manhood'
'Coo lummy what a whopper'
'Sigh'
'Sigh'
Fx the Sound of a match Striking
Dum de dum de dum de dum