EASTENDERS 18 - NO SPOILERS!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

WOW, WHAT AN EXCITING EPISODE LAST NIGHT

SO

will jane die or be rescued

will sausage be ok

will linda tell mick

will we find out the mr big plot/fi etc

im assuming bernie loses her baby :(

who is in the crashed ambulance

what will happen to ted/wife/gun/shooting

mr price and bexs or sonja

Maybe she annoyed someone to death!

Possibly, telling people what to do all the time! Someones finally cracked!

What was that bizarre shot through the wire fence footage at the end? Dodgy shoes, dodgy camera work, dodgy acting. But beautifully neat handwriting 😂
Why do Josh and Fi/Sophie talk in riddles? That was odd.
I hope Sonia did something super bad in Kettering. Throw away the key, please!
Clearly they haven't found Bobby a new head yet... but I look forward to his sociopathic return as Ian's rejected son.
Does Kathy have any secret children in the Eastenders cupboard? Glad she's getting a storyline, she's been very underused.
How could Jack just turn up at the hospital like that? I assume she's at a hospital in Watford and Jack only knows the way to Ongar. When will he kiss Linda?!

Maybe she'll get to the same jail as Martin and become supersonya and cute his cracked ribs

Have I missed something
Is there a new actor playing Josh?
He looks totally different.

He's not wearing glasses!

No glasses!

Poor Bex - both her parents will be in prison!

Sonya's 'crime' can't be serious surely or it wouldn't have taken the police months and months to find her considering she is living beside her old address.

Maybe Sonia's been posing as a Doctor like in the series Trust Me.

I roared at Sonia saying he would be i safe hands! I couldn't place what was different about Josh cancels application join the FBI

Martin 2 weeks been forever. Can't be that big a deal
Surely Sonia's on Facebook can't be that had to track her down. Nicking money again?

No glasses and sporting a beard of sorts tonight. He looked waaaay better.

I was transfixed by Kathy Beale talking to her son Ian - not the words so much, but the amount of botox. Or did I imagine it all (like her death)?

Yes, building up for another Stacey breakdown with so many demanding children, her man in prison, and a part-time bar job. As people have said a repeat storyline 'cos they can't be bothered to think up a new one, the lazy so-and-sos at EEHQ. Also, she has been in danger of becoming a rather boring, sanctimonious character thoughl I doubt she will be the "voice of reason" for much longer.

Cloisters. Weren't they all nearly bankrupt 5 minutes ago?

Jack - looking very handsome I must say and not sounding as thick as usual, a prospect in other words.

I thought Ian Beale actor was pretty good. His red face very convincing.

Witney is so annoying, a perfect figure.

Lauren's clothes get worse and worse ...

Kathy looks younger now than when she was in it before.
There is zero chemistry with Whitney and Woody is there? considering they are engaged they are hardly together.
Cloisters, as nancy pointed out, why go with a broken arm, no snow and a toddler? Also cant be cheap - where is the money coming from ?
Linda and Jack - possible romance brewing there?
Sonia as a Doctor, that i could believe! not content with nurse status, she upped the anti in Kettering and cured all the sick - apart from the one that died by accident! who knows with her. ( probably walked on water while she was at it)

Had to laugh about Robbie and his aspirations of making it as market inspector in a suit.

Stacey really is a bloody idiot to have another child though. She finally seemed to get her life together and now she's risking it all. It's easy to say 'I'll get help if I am going down that road again'. But last time she was convinced the healthcare workers were sent by Satan to kill her child. What makes her think she'll trust them this time?

Sonia should be sent to Orange is the New Black prison. I'd like to see her give a patronising speech to one of the terrifying inmates of an American prison.

Sonia versus Red!

Its Klosters, if they pronounce it cloisters once more I'm going to end up smashing my TV. Its also one of the most boring places on earth. I've been in the ski season and there is nothing to do then.
In september/october most of it will be shut getting ready for the season to start. Also all of switzerland is vastly expensive.

Why the hell did sonia need to explain to Lily that Arthur might be ill?? They haven't had him tested and even if he has it why does a 7 year old or whatever need to know.

sorry to spell Klosters wrong lazy mum!!Never been to Switzerland, but i imagine its hugely expensive. I can't see the Carters fitting in over there really and i doubt either have ever been near any ski's, let alone given it a go! odd place to go - I am sure Diana went to plenty of other places - a day out up london and kensington palace would be a lot cheaper for them, visit the Diana fountain or something. Something Ollie might enjoy!
They havent thought it through have they?

80s you spelt it cloisters coz thats how they pronounced it all the way through. So definitely not your fault!!
maybe at xmas they could rent Necker island from Richard Branson. Diana liked it there!
Would they have done an autopsy on Steven which would show no brain tumour. If you die in hospital I'm not sure if they have to.

I thougth Cloisers/Klosters was a spa in the Cotswolds, so whaddoIIknow. I was very surprised the penniless publicans were off to a ski resort Switzerland when the penny dropped. Are the scriptwriters on drugs? Yeah, next stop Necker Island!

The "medical explanation" to the 7 year old girl by Stacey was cringemaking and nobody would do something so stupid in real life, I had to turn the sound down looking at the poor, confused kid, even though its just a made-up story!

Poor lily, hidden away in a cupboard for months, then suddenly told about her half brother's condition by the mysterious supersonia woman, who is a nurse dont ya know?
No wonder soap kids grow up dysfunctional.

Lol to Necker island , if its still there of course.
Im sure Richard and kate moss would love the Carters rocking up and stealing all the cocktails!

Only on a soap thread could the words 'brain tumour' be thrown around in such a cavalier fashion. In real life you would be traumatised by these words!

80s considering where the fake X-ray came from I'd say that cavalier fashion is hilariously appropriate!

Noisy, too kind mate, i hadnt considered the dog x ray at all!
Will they find out steve lied about his illness? Lauren will turn to drink again if they do!

Lauren is already downing bottles of spirits!