EASTENDERS 18 - NO SPOILERS!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

WOW, WHAT AN EXCITING EPISODE LAST NIGHT

SO

will jane die or be rescued

will sausage be ok

will linda tell mick

will we find out the mr big plot/fi etc

im assuming bernie loses her baby :(

who is in the crashed ambulance

what will happen to ted/wife/gun/shooting

mr price and bexs or sonja

There is a mole on here . Not me.

Sausage is definitely made of tin to bounce back so well from a bullet in the chest at close range!

He is the terminator. He' ll be back.

What a crock of shit re Martin - just another PSA dressed up as so called drama.

And supersausage lawyer has become supersausageslueth

Max, he is hot in that jacket. And smoking too. Swoon.

Supersonia to the rescue..

Super Sonya didn't even need her cape - she was right there this time

'I think he's had a cardiac arrest'. Oh Lord it shouldn't be funny but with SuperSonia it is

She is omnipresent.

So is that how Kush gets his leave of absence to go off into Strictly?

For the love of GOD, what is going on with Eastenders?!

Explosions, shootings, heart attacks, master plots to bring daaaaahn the entire Square.

Its beyond stupid now.

I might have to boycott it until the Christmas day episodes

They carry on working while doing Strictly don't they? When Kellie Bright was on it she took Kevin on set with her if I'm remembering correctly

I just imagine Kush having to go to the Heart Hospital in Ongar or something for three months.

Ongar! Yep, kush will be banished to Essex. I could go and visit him and mop his brow.

Just watched on catchup, if there's much more of this 999 will block all calls from Albert Square, they use too many public resources

That print of the tiny feet made my heart break.

More so because I know many Mners - including some on our thread - have had to endure that pain. Such a sad reality in between all the other bollocks. to everyone who that scene would have touched personally.

The NHS is in crisis- mostly because soaps call them out every 5 minutes!

Did you see the colour of Lauren's white socks?!? Bleugh, I wouldn't have had shower in that shitpit. Filth!

How realistic is it that Bernadette's mother could approve the cremation? I'm hoping that's not accurate.

I was also wondering that about Bernie. If it is accurate (hopefully not), maybe it's because Bernie is classed as a child?

She's 15. I honestly don't know.

I'm not sure I can cope with any more doom and gloom.

Is there anyone in the square happy right now??

I can't think of one family who have anything good going on in their lives???

Martin - pathetic
Kush - why??! (Strictly obvs but couldn't he just leave for a bit?!)
The shooters - pathetic
Linda's secret illness - pathetic
Teacher kiss - oh come on!

I'm getting pissed off now!

I had my dd at 15, many years ago. My parent's had parental responsibility for us both till I was 16.

What the fucking fucking fuck? It's more like a comedy than a drama. People popping off left, right and centre. Whoops! There goes another one!

I think the old couple are rubbish.

I wrote out a massive comment and it accidentally deleted it 😒.

Why did they make Kush's heart attack into a joke with honey and Kim fighting over the defrib?

Kim flashed her boobs in the swimming pool...wow. Hilarious. Not.