EASTENDERS 18 - NO SPOILERS!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

WOW, WHAT AN EXCITING EPISODE LAST NIGHT

SO

will jane die or be rescued

will sausage be ok

will linda tell mick

will we find out the mr big plot/fi etc

im assuming bernie loses her baby :(

who is in the crashed ambulance

what will happen to ted/wife/gun/shooting

mr price and bexs or sonja

I think that there should be a rule that there is only one murderer/potential murderer/accidental murderer/psychopath on the square at one time. So they have to choose between Steven, Max and Ted (have I missed anyone else?). Also, I haven't heard anyone make any queries about the fire at Beales. Question why it seemed to happen with no connection to the explosion. Surely there should have been loads of police, fire brigade, fire investigation unit, gas company everywhere.

I'm starting to get angry again. Stupid idiot who gave the job to Sean O'Connor in the first place. Job interview:-

"What are you plans for the show, Sean?"

"Well, I'm not interested in Eastenders, or tv for that matter. So I'm going to make it into a laughing stock and do lots of lame stories for months and then some ludicrous coincidences"

"Excellent. The job's yours!"

I;m starting to think that everyone in soaps are just stupid and daft really. the amount of vital conversations that go on under people's noses, yet they never hear them ( Abi has said, twice, in front of lauren she is pregnant, but lauren, 3 feet away, hasnt heard her speaking normally)
then the alcohol being put away where lauren can get it ( ok, donna didnt know her background, but everyone else did and could have taken it with them out of her sight) the fact that Abi spend 10 minutes with steve in the hospital room, nobody else went to even see how he was.. it goes on and on. I think that producer Sean had his marching orders a while back and this is his real life revenge to the viewers. Max has nothing on this bloke.,

If I was meant to care about Lauren necking the vodka, I didn't. I wanted to join her.

I only watch it because of you lot.

I'm sure I read somewhere that SOC worked on EE years ago too. Anyone know the storylines then and why he left?

I dont know, Treadbare Collins wasnt that great, but he was a darn sight better than this bloke.
liney, i think i would have given up too if it wasnt for this thread! however, it goes all boring, then mad again so i tend to carry on with it. I know i should be doing much more for 4 half hours a week to be honest, but hey ho.!!

Aha ha Liney EE is more enjoyable after a few v & ts

I love this thread. Those 4 and a half hours aren't wasted 80's Watching EE and then moaning and laughing about it on here is a respectable leisure activity.

ilost, thanks. i feel like we're all friends.

I am wondering now if Sean's Revenge isn't to insert as many 'in joke' fairytale / fantasy memes in as he can. Dorothy after the tornado. Sleeping beauty. Wicked step mother.

Keanu and Bernadette as Hansel and Gretel.

Or maybe Sean's inner Jung just got the better of him.

Jung? i cant see Sean being a fan of his somehow. Too much reading to do for one thing..
I get the fairy tale connections though - Max as the wolf in red riding hood, Lauren as the peasant girl who hasnt a clue, Jack and his enormous = err, bean stalk. yes, Sean is defo a one off kind of guy! who is taking over?

Jack & his enormous beanstalk

The scene with Dot singing Lauren to sleeep while everyone watched was like something out of League of Gentlemen, what were the actors thinking as it was all going on!
I was wondering if Ian knows about Steven, he didn't mention it at all.
Linda has decided to stand by her man, give it a week & Mock will be shagging Fi in the beer cellar

Fibber is after Mock.
Linda will take her out with her bun.

Dorothy slept through it and woke up in Oz 😂

Can't wait for this evenings - just to see where they go with this storyline!

I just want to take a great big pair of shears to Linda's bun.

Mock will definitely be "consoling" Fi in the beer cellar.

I hope Dot has some more lullabies up her sleeve. As Sonia pointed out, "everyone could with one of your lullabies today Dot" I'm not sure Jack looked that taken with the idea though.

Johnny is the scarecrow, no brain.

I'm glad Linda is in a sling. She might not be able to do her hideous bun.

Dot must have been dead to sleep though that. Even if she's hard of hearing the vibrations would have woken her up.

Fi can be Dorothy clicking her red shoes to get home, and Mick appears in his 4 by 4 to give her a lift.

Poor Linda won't be able to build the Big Bun with a broken arm, she'll have to have a normal hairstyle

Ilost, yep, micks car is ever ready.

Bronson can be Toto. A big one.

Why is mrs spam out of custody?

Mick said sausage to Sausage! Sure they read this ...

Sausage could also be the Tinman with his robot like acting!