EASTENDERS 18 - NO SPOILERS!!!!

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WOW, WHAT AN EXCITING EPISODE LAST NIGHT

SO

will jane die or be rescued

will sausage be ok

will linda tell mick

will we find out the mr big plot/fi etc

im assuming bernie loses her baby :(

who is in the crashed ambulance

what will happen to ted/wife/gun/shooting

mr price and bexs or sonja

I was just about to say, obviously I've missed off half the square but I think I've included all the people being discussed!

Or at least those involved in the confusion!

It's a bloody good start, AGnu. Thank you.

You have to introduce the Mitchells slowly to diagrams, they tend to take over.

So what relation does that make Martin and Sonia then?

It is a bloody good start.

Martin and Sonia are not related are they?

By marriage maybe?

This is pretty funny

www.google.co.uk/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/everyone-eastenders-related-evidence-pretty-7034106.amp

Who is Sonia's dad?

I always forget that bianca and Sonia are related to the Brannings.

The carters are related to the wicks lot by dean and mick aren't they?

I think if a proper family tree was drawn up. Everyone who has ever been on Enders is related.

Yes the brannings are Sonia's uncles/cousins I think - carol is jack and Max's sister

I don't think we know who Sonia's dad is?

I don't think I ever worked out where Kevin wicks came into it.

He was a wicks I forgot that - he was married to Shirley but I don't think he was deans dad was he?

Oh God yes, Shirley Carter and Kevin Wicks?

Kevin was pats nephew apparently. Deans stepdad

According to Wikipedia he was simons cousin and pats nephew?

Mick and dean are half brothers - or did it turn out Buster was also deans Dad as well Mick's? Carly and Jim (who died) are also Shirley's children.

Jim Branning is Max, jack and Carols Dad.
Bianca and Sonja are carols daughters and Billie was her son. Didn't she have another child as well?

Dot is their stepmother.

Dot is nicks mum.

She is Sonja, bianca, Abi, Lauren and Bradley's stepnan but they all call her grandma.

So Abi and Sonja gang are all cousins and also Amy and Ricky's cousin

I would love one of the characters on EE to go on a fake Who Do You Think You Are?

Great idea for Comic Relief. A deadpan Bex.

Or a eastenders long lost family and everyone from the cast going back to the start files onto the set.

Robbie is Carol's other child.

I was going to say the Masoods weren't related to anyone but then remembered Jade.

As far as we know, Bex's teacher isn't currently related to anyone... yet!

Head explodes

Fab family tree @agnu

Sonia is the half-sister of Martin's first cousin once removed. The same relationship to Martin as both Steven & Cindy Jr, I think!

Dean and Mick are real brothers - Buster is their dad.

The Mitchells are even intertwined with the Brannings as Jack had a child with Sam Mitchell ( Ricky), so he is a bit of both !! No hope for that one.
carol had a Billy with Alan ( someone) but Billy died. I was never sure who Super Sonia's dad was though!

According to Wiki, Sonia's dad is a bloke called Terry Cant. Not ringing any bells.

According to Wiki, Sonia's dad is a bloke called Terry Cant. Not ringing any bells.

Did he own a trumpet?

There is another Branning girl , Suzy, who i suddenly remembered this morning - she had an affair with Phil. 4 Branning children all with issues and problems and , in Max's case, pure evil.
The only child with two parents together ( at the moment) without any paternity 'issues' is Pearl!! she knows who her daddy is and they seem happy enough. Rare for Walford..