EASTENDERS 18 - NO SPOILERS!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

WOW, WHAT AN EXCITING EPISODE LAST NIGHT

SO

will jane die or be rescued

will sausage be ok

will linda tell mick

will we find out the mr big plot/fi etc

im assuming bernie loses her baby :(

who is in the crashed ambulance

what will happen to ted/wife/gun/shooting

mr price and bexs or sonja

Oh dear lord how could I have forgotten Robbie!

Alan Jackson!

Jack had Amy with Roxy Mitchell who is the cousin (?) or Sam mitchell whom he fathered Ricky with. He had James with Ronnie Mitchell and raised Matthew Cotton (related to Dot) with Ronnie.

They have a bleeding train in Walford - how do none of them EVER get out and pro create with the wider population?

5 branning children - remember derek who had an affair with Kat and died of a heart attack?

Derek, Max, Jack, Carol, Suzy, April. Apparently. Who knew? They come out of the woodwork on command. Well, except Derek.

April? Have we seen her?

I don't remember her. Although I'm not the most reliable viewer ...

April was in it for about a year back in the mid 90's.

oh yes, Derek! blimey , so many Brannings! although i didnt mind miserable Carol, she was a good actress. despite the fact nothing went right for her character much.

6 Brannings!! 3 boys and 3 girls ( April was in it in the 1990s)
Jim and wife must have had their work cut out with that lot.

i forget sometimes that Martin is Michelle's brother - Pauline was pregnant not long after the show first started. Having Chelle as a daughter and living with Lou Beale must have been hard going.

April Branning

For, if you google image April Branning a real rogue's gallery appears.

Cor not for. Stupid autocorrect .

I dont remember her at all! made little impression on me.

She was kind of like the anti Carol. Pink, white, fluffy, faux fur, pearlised lipstick. Forget her storylines. Marriage breakdown I think?

She looks like the pouty one off Bucks Fizz.

I loathed Derek. I think he was the character that made me stop watching the first time. He was so creepy and slimed looking.

Slimey. Although it wouldn't surprise me if he slimed when're he went took 🤢

Jesus Christ auto correct.

Wherever, too.

The whole Kat and Derek affair was so seedy , all that creeping around the side of the Vic and his 1950s hair used to make me want to be a bit sick!! ( i hate greasy hair on men, i prefer baldies..)
He hadn't any redeeming features at all and ended up dead. not that anyone really cared that much/
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The ' who is shagging Kat' story was played out for a while - even Jack was in the running for that one and she isnt really his type.

The kat and derek story was repulsive he remi ded me of kats uncle Harry

Just made me think. Who's your favourite eastenders villain? I always think Archie. Just think Larry Lamb made him really menacing but believable.

yes, mrs Jayy, he was a bit like her horrible vile uncle, the script writers always gave Jessie wallace horrible stories - I liked Alfie, at first, but he became annoying.
It was funny when he dropped down dead though ( Derek i mean) her affair had only just come out and it was christmas too! Christmas is never good in walford.

So many villain to chose from !
I liked Janine and Dirty Den ( because he was in it from the start)
Dan Sullivan was menacing
Archie was very cold and calculating.
Steve Owen was horrible.
Phil ( i love Phil, but when he is being horrible and / or drunk, he can be really vile)
Grant ( although he had a 'soft' side, when he wasnt beating people up)
Babe - so much more potential there, then they wrote her out.
Max.
Cant think of any others,must be so many more though.

I am sitting in a waiting room and laughing out loud at some of the posts on here 😂

I didn't think Steven would die! Though I think the story line had to come to an end s it was ridiculous and couldn't continue.

Does Jane die? Or will she recover and tell people what's been happening and therefore save the entire square from Max and his plans?

Will Fi tell Mick who she is and what she is up to? She has clearly fallen in love with him.

Blonde - I laughed so much at the suggestion of Sonia flying the helicopter.

I like the Carters generally but Sausage isn't the best actor. Feel bad as I imagine he is quite like his character in real life so a nice guy but he either can't act or the part isn't right for him.

Hoping Linda and Mick get back on track.

Favourite Villian has to be Michael Moon he was hilarious and evil at the same time.

I must agree Mrs Jayy, I loved Michael Moon, his put downs were excellent.