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EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 16/08/2017 10:20

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again ..... Grin

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035 Grin

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

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Akire · 21/08/2017 21:17

It's all to confusing! The only "good" thing seemed to be Jay is now
The big man on the
Block with power over Phil, if he wanted to do
The big Mitchell thing.

Who else would know about car lot? Grant? Why would jay keep land or money now after that? To lose one parent before teens is bad enough but three! Ok so keeping eye on paper back in the day ok, but then a new bloke on scene comes back to
Square by chance??

Who was Phil not wanting to sell the car lot too? Oh no hope Tina isn't!

QueenBeex · 21/08/2017 21:38

Tina slept with him months ago and would be showing by now I reckon. She's been on the piss with Shirley a few times since then also.

Optimist1 · 21/08/2017 22:05

They might just as well have been speaking Hungarian tonight - I understood hardly any of it!

DameSquashalot · 21/08/2017 22:24

Phil's voice makes my throats feel weird

DameSquashalot · 21/08/2017 22:30

What a load of rubbish

missg00se · 21/08/2017 23:07

Just stopping by a bit late in the day to say that the derelict car lot that Jay went for a wee angsty wander round was the cleanest bit of London that I've ever seen. Nothing to do with the plot, it just really really annoyed me.

Akire · 21/08/2017 23:14

I was confused at that and how 20min chat went from bright sunshine to pitch darkness outside. I thought he was at car lot but hard to tell what was (small tv) but wasn't any burnt out cars in it

Penguin27 · 22/08/2017 07:36

Skirt that's not surprising, the fire was in 1994!

I just don't understand why they're trying to make a story out of two seemingly unconnected events, one from 23 years ago and the other 9. Just seems a bit weird.

Penguin27 · 22/08/2017 07:37

Skirt?! Was meant to be Akire Blush

The80sweregreat · 22/08/2017 08:38

They are not trying to connect the car lot being torched by Phil and the death of Jase ( who Jay thinks is his dad) - someone is blackmailing Phil to make that connection seem real - to make Jay think that was his dad that died in the car lot before his mum gave birth to him in 94 ( making jay 23, which does fit) so that he will sell the car lot - i only thing i can think is that Max ( or Big) has told Phil that if he doesnt do this, they will have him put away for the murder of the bloke who was in the car lot. I;ve not explained it very well ( and i dont know if thats right ) but its obvious now that Phil is lying and none of it is true anyway, its just that Jay thinks it true. This will make Ben and possibly Sharon turn against him too ( same as Lauren and Abi did with Max) and make Phil an outcast. Jay will believe he murdered his 'real' dad and hate him too - weyland end up with the land to build flats or shops or whatever. Why they are offering over the odds for the land is a mystery though. thats my theory anyway.

MrsFig · 22/08/2017 09:18

That makes total sense! I'd thought that Weyland were behind it but hadn't quite made sense of why etc.

I hope Vincent works out it was Max who set him up with drugs and kicks his butt.

The80sweregreat · 22/08/2017 09:26

The way things are going , Max is possibly making big enemies here - Vincent and Phil. Two gangster types, who previously hated each other, but could easily become 'friends' in order to run max out of town ( once they realise what is going on with Big and weyland)
Splitting up the Mitchells is never a good idea. They always get their revenge. Its always about the fammilly with them.

celeste4 · 22/08/2017 09:27

I am quite liking this deep Weyland plot I have to say.

Venella · 22/08/2017 09:49

Woah! An actual doof doof!
I like the occasional two-handers. Also made a nice break from the Professionally Trained And Certified Smirkers.
Thank you 80s for the indepth analysis glad it's not just me enjoying the over-investment
But what exactly is it that Max has against Phil, he wasn't around 23 years ago. Could Phil not just deny any involvement in the arson/death of tramp? How could they prove anything? Frank isn't around to be witness.
Also, why can't Wheyland buy the car lot directly off Phil, why involve poor Jay? An I missing something or is that part of the mystery?!

And, my phone wants to change 'carlot' as one word into 'Carlos' – maybe a key witness who could shed some light into this? Arf...

MrsJayy · 22/08/2017 10:14

I am now watching what a pile of pish as lois would say

MrsFig · 22/08/2017 10:17

If I remember correctly Phil bribed the jury at Max's trial to find him guilty of killing Lucy.

MrsJayy · 22/08/2017 10:22

Yes Phill did give a jurour (sp) money to find max guilty. Still watching Jay is right it makes no sense

Optimist1 · 22/08/2017 10:29

Good theory there, The80s but ... wouldn't it be simpler for Weyland/Max/Big to blackmail Phil directly "If you don't sell us the car lot we'll reveal that you killed someone in the fire there"? And who knows whether Jay will want to sell the car lot because there's a lot of money on offer or want to hold onto it as some sort of shrine to his dead father? I can't remember when a soap plot has had me more confused!

SoupDragon · 22/08/2017 11:57

why can't Wheyland buy the car lot directly off Phil

He's already turned down an anonymous offer because of some kind of unlikely moral crisis with making money from selling it given the history.

Who knew Phil torched the car lot? It was during a time I didn't watch it so I don't know it at all. Clearly Frank Butcher knew but who Else?

MrsJayy · 22/08/2017 12:15

He refused to sell it then decided to give it to Jay or something hopefully they square residents will uprise against weyland once they realise.

Venella · 22/08/2017 14:13

Ah yes, thanks for reminding me of Phil bribing the jury. It was in the days of him and Ian being on cuddly terms, wasn't it.

I thought the actor who plays Jay was very good.

To be honest, I don't think I care too much what kind of turn the story will take, as long as we're not being fobbed off and put on hold, like with Linda's very secret secret.

I'd like to see Vincent kicking Max's butt, it could happen in the strategically placed flowerbeds of The Square, backdrop being the strategically placed tall building that never used to be there before but actually has been there since the 60s... (like some strange Dr Who cross-over)

MrsJayy · 22/08/2017 14:46

Thing I don't understand is if max is doing all this to get back at everybody then how did he get so much power at weylands or is he just the heavy who so happened to know somebodody who knows somebody?

Theycalledmethewildrose · 22/08/2017 15:09

This all seems to be getting over complicated. I stopped eatcjing a couple of weeks ago and was keeping up by reading this thread but can't make sense of it anymore. It is getting a bit like Lost (if anyone remembers that?) when the writers just kept adding bits onto it and when it was finally over, they stated there wasn't an end storyline in sight at all, they just kept it moving along knowing it didn't and would never make any sense.

The80sweregreat · 22/08/2017 15:42

Unless Mr Big knew about the car lot being torched because he knew the Butchers and Peggy back in the day..he has this on Phil and only just decided to get back at him! Who knows. Its a mystery. But I bet max is behind all this confusion. Weyland wants to run the square it seems.

squirrelonapetridish · 22/08/2017 16:26

I was wondering why Jay and Phil kept going outside then coming back in the house again. Realised it was probably so they didn't have to remember so many lines in one take! The outside shots were probably filmed another day. I clearly have too much time to think about these things...

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