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EASTENDERS 16 - NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 17/07/2017 22:57

storylines are a bit poor at the moment

stephen says he has cancer

bullies are still at school

michelle seeing the tube man

stacey is preg

waiting for dot to come home

new family/bernedette preg

is linda coming back and whats the big secret she needed to tell mick and didnt

what is max up to?

will jack shag his nanny

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The80sweregreat · 04/08/2017 08:56

ha ha to Whitney looking like a drag queen! ( you lot are so funny)
She always gets a lot of air time
all big eyes and quivering lips ' Mock , i love youuu'
i am a bit dim though, i couldnt work out if it was ' i love you' in a ex father in law ' your always there for me' type of way , or ' i want to have your babies and run the vic with you and you have to divorce linda' way.
not sure - Woodney seems happy enough with the new Twitney anyway.

The80sweregreat · 04/08/2017 09:01

What did Keanu sleep on before they moved to the new house then?
i know he has moved back, but she seemed to cope ok with her brood and mattresses in the flat, which must have been smaller than the house?
yes to being fake chavs!
Keegan also had a funny line for a change ' mum will take you out for a drink with your first pay packet' maybe the writers have decided a bit of humour is good.

MrsBotox · 04/08/2017 09:40

80s - Me too am Essex Girl! I expect your dad remembers the Canvey flood - lots of people died and my aunt had a tide mark 7ft up her outside wall. Southend posh now too, how times change.

NoisyBrain · 04/08/2017 09:59

YY Wildrose I distinctly remember the reason for Lou coming to live with Phil being that she was too much of a handful for her mum and she'd been kicked out. It was a bit Hmm at the time, as she appeared to be no more trouble than the average teenager. There was no mention of a new boyfriend, but then at the hospital that's suddenly supposedly the reason Hmm

Does EE not have a continuity department fgs?! Grin

NoisyBrain · 04/08/2017 10:00

Apologies for the emoji overload in the pp!

The80sweregreat · 04/08/2017 10:13

Yes, I believe the Canvey flood was the year my middle brother was born. What with that and the London smogs, its a wonder anyone survived the 1950s.

BillyDaveysDaughter · 04/08/2017 10:27

Ohh fuuuuuuck I've just read to here in the thread wondering if I'd nodded off last night...Mock comedy drunk fall? Twitney loves him? Louise walks to an ambulance?

Then someone mentioned that last night was a double, as well as tonight. Ah balls we didn't even notice a second one...!

Must admit I ranted at the TV during the first one. Louise had bloody ages to JUST LEAVE THE HOTEL ROOM before poor Lisa emerged from the bog, but no, just stand around grizzling and don't even try the door until Lisa is standing right next to you, good one.

I bellowed at DH WHY DOESN'T SHE LEAVE and he said calmly, because its a TV soap soppy bollocks.

The80sweregreat · 04/08/2017 10:30

She phoned 999 then didn't speak! It was all really silly. Still, Lisa was good and hearing Phil having a go at folk is always funny ( if your not at the other end of it of course) I wouldn't deal with it that well.

sidesplittinglol · 04/08/2017 12:02

Billy there's no EE today due to the athletics.

How on earth was Louise able to walk to the ambulance? So unrealistic.

SoupDragon · 04/08/2017 12:31

Woodys name is Harry Woodward according to Wiki.

The80sweregreat · 04/08/2017 13:06

Maybe Whitney should wiki him then! Woody is a name though. Zoe balls little boy is called Woody.

The80sweregreat · 04/08/2017 15:20

i hate EE being taken off air - not into sport , even if it is Usain Bolt.

it messes up my friday night with a glass of wine and a laugh at the antics on my favourite soap, then another bigger laugh with you lovely people. Keeps me going.
oh well, maybe monday will be good - i am pretty sure that Linda wont ignore Mock's plea to come and rescue him.

southeastdweller · 04/08/2017 17:28

I agree, sport is so boring. Why not have EE on BBC2 instead?

The80sweregreat · 04/08/2017 17:35

South, all sport is a lot of egos and ( im convinced) lots take drugs too. Been too many people found out in the past for me to think this. I think a lot get away with it too.
All a waste of time and dont get me started on the Olympics fiascos, euros or world cups..dh rolls his eyes when i start. Rant over. ( i do watch wimbledon though!)
At least EE is sport free. They had a snooker table once and a vic football team. But short lived.

NerosFiddle · 04/08/2017 19:59

Has anyone seen this?

I got murdered by your brother

www.buzzfeed.com/beckybarnicoat/how-would-you-die-in-eastenders?utm_term=.vwQzJKzY2v#.vwQzJKzY2v

nancy75 · 04/08/2017 20:23

I will be bludgeoned like HevShock

The80sweregreat · 04/08/2017 20:46

Nancy, nooo! I wont let it happen.

youarenotkiddingme · 04/08/2017 21:11

I'll be murdered by my brother like Lucy Beale Shock

The80sweregreat · 04/08/2017 21:18

Youare, if any of my ladies due a horrible death i will be inconsolable!
I will do all i can to stop this!
Even if it means going to the daily mail..

The80sweregreat · 04/08/2017 21:24

Die , even.

nancy75 · 04/08/2017 21:36

80s, you had better hide all the photo frames to protect meGrin

The80sweregreat · 04/08/2017 21:39

Im putting them up in the loft..

nancy75 · 04/08/2017 21:41

And keep me away from mechanics that love show tunesGrinGrin

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Blondeshavemorefun · 04/08/2017 21:46

Just seen last night - know it's been covered but

Why would Whitney move back to inlaws and ask ex fil to walk her down the aisle

Max saying Stephen will be dead in 3mths / will max kill him .......

Can't work out if lauren is preg in real life as clothes a tad baggy

Why didn't Lou run out of the hotel room when she could

Lisa is def a tad nutty !!!!

Paramedics got to room v fast

I did kinda hope /want /thought mick might toppled over the roof wall. It's low and he is wobbly

Stacey is always working and Martin is always drinking her wages 😂😂 who had lily as wasn't bex

Yes I will kill you if you reveal which 2 characters ........

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Venella · 04/08/2017 21:53

Mine says 'not available for your device'. Does that mean I'll be left out and die off screen?

Is there hope that Zoe's little boy does not share her surname? Otherwise it's just cruel giving him a name that's pants to begin with on top of that surname. Why not call him Salty and be done with...