EASTENDERS 16 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

storylines are a bit poor at the moment

stephen says he has cancer

bullies are still at school

michelle seeing the tube man

stacey is preg

waiting for dot to come home

new family/bernedette preg

is linda coming back and whats the big secret she needed to tell mick and didnt

what is max up to?

will jack shag his nanny

I have just watched the first episode from yesterday - how come Whit had huge Dallas hair when she was in the bar with Lauren and then when they were in the kitchen discussing Steven it had gone back to normal size? Later, back in the bar, she had had time for another re-style?

Stacey is always working and Martin is always drinking her wages 😂😂 who had lily as wasn't bex

stacy said arfur and lily were at her mums in brighton

i know its a bit childish, but i hope that Zoe Balls son has Norman surname and not hers....

Salty balls! Poor kid if they had! Lol.
I didnt notice Twits hair. It was just there, red and swishy.

Nancy, done. I hate Ben, i will keep you away.
I am here.

Oh gawd blondes I completely forgot she asked him to walk him down the isle. Nice little dysfunctional touch to top off living with him, telling him she loves him and making sure she's noisy enough in bed that he can hear it... Shudder....

nearly10to9 not as childish as naming your poor child "Woody".

I do giggle at 'Vincent''s name: Richard Blackwood. Think about it. They named him Richard. Blackwood.

Talk about a contrived plotline - surely Twitney would know when her brother was going to be on honeymoon and plan her wedding around it so he could walk her down the aisle?

Off topic here, I have found a show on channel 4 where men stand in a box with their willy hanging out while their potential new partner judges them look what happens when they cancel Eastenders

Nancy 😂😂😂😂🙈

Venella I don't get the Richard Blackwood thing...

Another hilariously shite week of scripts. Do we know why Linda is lying about her mum? I've been away to Ongar

No, but it may be revealed next week (speculating).

Or they will drag it out until Christmas along with the dilemma of where Keanu is going to sleep

I'm even worried about Keanu and his job, sleeping dilemmas. Its getting that sad.

I did feel sorry for him when he didn't get that job

I did too! He is alright.

Why is Twitney even planning a wedding if she has nowhere to live? I wonder if it'll be as glamorous as her first Vic wedding?

Lois, I went past Ongar the other day. It is so posh. Not really for the likes of me. Twitneys wedding to woody, mind boggles!

Tonguetwister for the day ... Whitney Woodward!

Whitney Woodward! Would they call a future son Edward..

Damesquashalot think of an abbreviation/version of the name Richard and vulgar synonyms for 'erection'
(And yes I know it's silly)

nancy you mean Naked Attraction? It's certainly eye opening!

Has Zoe Balls got a daughter. If so she should name her Rosie!

I've never watched Naked Attraction. Might take a look on catch up.

Noisy eye opening is one way of putting it!

lazymum I recommend you don't watch it while eating, especially if you are having sausages

Whitney Woodward, that is worthy of a baby naming post!