EASTENDERS 16 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

storylines are a bit poor at the moment

stephen says he has cancer

bullies are still at school

michelle seeing the tube man

stacey is preg

waiting for dot to come home

new family/bernedette preg

is linda coming back and whats the big secret she needed to tell mick and didnt

what is max up to?

will jack shag his nanny

I wonder what his moniker is?

Canvey island boutique hotel. Obvs

Poor Louise! Although I really struggled to hear a lot of the scenes with Lisa and Louise, even with the TV turned up v loud!

@ Max on MN!

I like lurking on this thread, you guys are very good at predicting what's going to happen.

Max was very blunt there! ' by the way, in 3 months time you should be dead' - classic Ee.

Does Lauren have a whole cupboard of dungaree dresses?

THEY really need to get a new make up person for Sharon, that skin looks weird

I like phils car. Flash.
Doesnt look,like canvey though!

Another PIF. Dont do Uni kids , dont get into debt..
Thanks BBC.
Although its not good for the Apprentice scheme.
Get your paws orf lauren steve..
Your a liar.

Maybe Keanu can get a job at the arches.
That dungaree dress is really not office attire

I felt bad for Becks making her run in tiny dress!! That cannot be comfortable.

Why didn't louside just leave when she could??

The Keanu storyline is just a rehash if the Damon Grant YTS one Brookside did in the 80s.

As if you ask your ex father in law to give you away at your new wedding

Give her away mock..to the highest bidder.

Phil at his shouty best..in canvey.
The medics got there quickly..

Just tuned in , it's all 'appening!

Mock loves Twitney!

I bet he snogs her

Why did Louise decide to camp under a table rather than run the fuck away I was just yelling at the tv!!! Why!!!!

Anyone else laugh out loud at micks comedy fall over the table? 😂

Twitney tales the piss, of course she should move out ffs

And that red hair is shit

Mock needs to take drunk acting lessons from Phil .

Phil is the best drunk ever

Creme, phil makes a fabulous drunk.
Well, its all over the place now.
Will L,appear monday? She will swing for that girl, new hair or not!
Feel for Keanu, same thing happened to ds 1. He is working now, but took a while. Hard for the youngsters.
The drilling is annoying. How can they film with that going on?

"This is my home" - er, no Whit, this is where you and Lee lived for about a year before you got your own place. You lived with Bianca and family for a darn sight longer than that.