EASTENDERS 14 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

well after a flurry of fabulous poems we are needing a new thread

so we know ian has diabetes

we know max is after revenge, to seems all on the square,and is happy to stitch up his brother jack

personally i think matthew should be with his dad charlie ......

whitney is getting closer to mick

when will mick reliese shirley has signed away the pub

has the bullying of bex stopped and now its louise?

how do stacey and martin cope financially? esp as due xmas

think bobbie may be back,with new head prob at xmas,he would have done his time .......

who will woody shag next in the pub

will jane be able to walk soon?

will lauren get preg via stabbing stephen

akire i've sort of forgotten what my dd was like at Louis' age and until you wrote about lauren & louis in the highchair, I had it in my head that he couldn't possibly be left alone for all of the two minutes it takes to make a cup of tea!

maybe i've been watching too much of this public service announcement style EE - it seems i'm being duped by their weak storylines!!!

80s A mix would be great. Evryonecon this thread should take over. I'd definitely watch it then.

Just been thinking about whole rubbish pay scale EE have going on take
1 clothes stall holder- you earn enough have shared room in student house

2nd clothes stall holder- you earn enough rent own spacious two bed place

3rd fruit n veg stall holder you earn enough to support yourself, rent a whole house and support 3/4 kids??

Is Phil ever coming back? I can't remember why he went away...

He had to get away to relax so Sharon couldn't let him manage alone for 5min so had leave two kids in charge of drunk babysitter. But since she came back after the great chippy car crash she's hardly mentioned him, or plans to go back. She always seems "busy" swaning about with her hair and business jackets but has no job. Hopefully when scho finishes her and all brats will disappear and we have no silly short skirts/bullying plots for the whooooole summer.

Good call whoever said about abortion clinic.

I'm predicting Charlie is involved in Maxes grand scheme some how that involved Matthew and Dot coming to harm - but actually he may genuinely be a decent guy who's trying to take them both away and protect them.

Thanks Akire

We should all write our own plots and bombard the programme makers with our ideas - a sort of creative co-operative. If they get used we would earn some royalties which we could use for a start-up business.
A vineyard, perhaps. Chateau Mumsnet . Imagine - 'a robust and gutsy red with hints of spice, tobacco and plenty of ripe fruit'.

Good call re chateau Mumsnet I thought Lauren looked a lot like a holiday camp employee circa 1980 in that ridiculous jacket - Pontins was it with the blue coats? Also - heading up her own team this time next year? What? After three weeks and her pioneering 'chicken shops' insight into what makes an area seem run-down? must look into jobs in Canary Wharf - seems like they're easily impressed

Sort of hoping Dot does go with Charlie although I really like her, mainly because I don't want to see them kill her off, she could come back after they've fired that new bloke and have some decent storylines rather than just Victoria sponges and best china.....

Yes, how is it that the stories are dragged out for so long now? The bullying girls seem to have been going for far too long now and as for Denise....

Does anyone remember years ago when Dee's husband faked her death so we all thought he had disposed of her in the canal and then in the next episode she turned up alive in the cellar? I remember it actually made my gasp! EE was so good then

Why would Max want Dot hurt? Did she not believe him over lucy?
There was a reference made to Dot in the spoiler trailer, so not convinced that Chaz is going to help her. If Max is after Dot then he is an even more of a low life than i thought. Trouble is, lucy was years ago so i have forgotten what went on..
The idea of a MN co-op of ideas is a good one! We could submit some stories, get rid of those bullies and Josh and bring in some animated characters.

I think Danny Dire could have an animated monkey pal to talk to. We should really post our bank acc numbers so we at least get paid for our ideas. I just know someone at EE is lurking. A monkey is coming, just wait and see.

They could animate the whole thing - like Jungle Book. Mick would be the big orangutang - 'I wanna talk like you..oo.'
Max would be the snake.

Love it - mrs b! Shakil for mowgli?

Jane - bagheera and definitely Steven as shere khan

Who is big and fierce enough for Sher Kahn, the tiger?
How about Sharon?
Or Vincent?

Yep, Steven would be perfect.
Carmel, Kim, Denise, Sharon, Chelle - the gossipy vultures.

Denise said to Donna she didn't want any more pity from people. That's because she has enough self-pity to last a lifetime. Couldn't believe the way she spoke to Kim, talking about "metaphors". I'd have been tempted to tell her where to go.

I actually groaned when the two school bullies appeared again. They've done this topic to death now, they need to move on.

Liked the bit with Billy talking to Jack about the bogeyman and Charlie was stood right behind him.

Love to see Kush as Baloo. Big and cuddly.

I was the same when smug Madison and Alexandra appeared again, - i;m no fan of louise, but ffs, leave her alone! I dont have girls and my knowledge of how 16 to 18 year old ones is pretty scant, but do they really have a go at each other and call each other 'easy' or whatever these days? Isnt that a bit old fashioned? I have a friend who has a 16 year old with a boyfriend - i dont think anyone calls her names or gives her a hard time over it, he is couple of years older and they may well be sleeping together ( i dont know) but i havent heard of her being bullied over it, most of her friends have boyfriends i believe.
Her mum seems happy enough with the situation and likes him - i still think that 16 is young for all that, but i just thought i was out of touch and not having girls myself i dont know! Is this the norm, or are they just doing it because its louise and they are bullies?

The80s my DD will be 16 in a few months time. No boyfriends in her circle just yet, thankfully. The bullies just like other people to feel insecure and weak. They don't like to see other people having what they don't have. That's just my opinion. It would be nice to see Louise and Bex happy and enjoying life sometimes instead of all this angst.

I hate to be a judgey pants but i do feel that 16 is a little young for boyfriends- i know that girls did have them when i was at school, but it was rare and i didnt start dating till i was 19 and my sons dont have girlfriends at the moment., so i am a bit out of touch, really dont know.
i can see why they are doing it to her and i am sure it goes on in real life but it seems a bit odd to me to keep on at her as they are when theres no reason for it.
still, i hope it gets wrapped up soon, the story has been dragging on and on since last year. time to move on a bit i think.

Good call whoever said abortion clinic

Wonder if dot will go with Charlie?

Bad catch giving IAN treats

The bullying story line is dire, it was so good at first but now it's just been dragged on. One minute everyone was hating on Travis now they love him again
I got badly bullied for having sex at 14. Unlike bex tho I told them to f off don't understand why they made bex and Louise so weak. They were never like that