EASTENDERS 14 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

well after a flurry of fabulous poems we are needing a new thread

so we know ian has diabetes

we know max is after revenge, to seems all on the square,and is happy to stitch up his brother jack

personally i think matthew should be with his dad charlie ......

whitney is getting closer to mick

when will mick reliese shirley has signed away the pub

has the bullying of bex stopped and now its louise?

how do stacey and martin cope financially? esp as due xmas

think bobbie may be back,with new head prob at xmas,he would have done his time .......

who will woody shag next in the pub

will jane be able to walk soon?

will lauren get preg via stabbing stephen

Fizzy "apples" is stairs, apple is either apple core = score (£20) and apple fritter = Bitter (beer), according to my trusty Cockney Rhyming Slang dictionary. I missed the first ten minutes so don't know if that makes sense in this context or if it's another of DD's

Wow Nancy smart arse! That sounds feasible!

I've got a cockney Dad, I can understand most of what mockney mick comes out with!

I was watching on iplayer so paused EE and looked it up but I was still none the wiser!

Snort! Excellent, Enid!

(I actually have one. Dictionary I mean.)

I think Nancy has it!

80's These says they'd probably all get cystitis from the water and it's drag on for 3 months, while episodes of them sitting on the loo swearing and sending people to the mini mart for cranberry juice.

Oh ffs.

*days
It would

Pausing and looking it up, that's impressive dedication fizzy !

Venella oh I know haha, but I wanted it to make sense!

It's EE. It will never make sense

Another thing, the other day when Kaff was in the caf, I was thinking how well preserved she looks considering she is supposed to be Ian's mum - they look about the same age!

Just googled...

Adam Woodyatt is 48 (!? ) and Gillian Taylforth is 61 so there are only 13 years between them in rl.

She was preserved in embalming fluid for years!

Very true, being killed in that car crash seems to have done Kaff the world of good

She's 61! Yes, perhaps time was frozen for her in that car crash also, does she live at Ian's? The other morning, she was sitting in what looked like a dressing gown...

She does live at Ian's doesn't she? In The Omen's Bobby's room.

I was more at Adam W being 48.

Enid I too am shocked that Adam W is 48 - he was in it from the start when he was supposed to be about 14 so I suppose that makes sense but even so...

Maybe starting in a soap your whole life is really stressful.

I feel bad, he seems nice.

*starring

poor lauren,trapped again

stacey is due at xmas and found out preg in marchish

abbi was funny in her direct approach

amazing how stephens dinner stretched to more then 2

def have more sets now,the agree tube is flimsy and fake

glad D got her D back,wonder what kim paid for it

even df remarked when i explained how poor d was,why didnt she sell her gold rings .......

Doesn't DD make up his own 'rhyming slang'? thats why its so bad

Place marking

Saw a trailer last night for a new family joining EE. The Taylors. They look rough. Hope they shake things up a bit. Stacey was screaming at one of them so looks promising.

I wonder what social issue the Taylor family will educate us on? Maybe the dangers of playing on electrical pylons or the 70's style green cross code.