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EASTENDERS 14 - NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 20/05/2017 16:53

well after a flurry of fabulous poems Grin we are needing a new thread

so we know ian has diabetes

we know max is after revenge, to seems all on the square,and is happy to stitch up his brother jack

personally i think matthew should be with his dad charlie ......

whitney is getting closer to mick

when will mick reliese shirley has signed away the pub

has the bullying of bex stopped and now its louise?

how do stacey and martin cope financially? esp as due xmas

think bobbie may be back,with new head prob at xmas,he would have done his time .......

who will woody shag next in the pub

will jane be able to walk soon?

will lauren get preg via stabbing stephen

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DameSquashalot · 30/05/2017 11:55

Was Mock supposed to look like a little boy when he was talking to Shirl, or was that just his dreadful acting?

According to OK Dire Danny is on £400,000...

Blondeshavemorefun · 30/05/2017 12:38

yes michelle seems to enjoyworking in a shop afterteaching

shame on mick saying it wasnt a mistake,only thing i can think of is that lady who plays linda doesnt want to come back after having a baby ......

yah whitney gonebut yes amazing noone saw her pack or leave with suitcases .......

why would lauren work on a bhm in an office

honey now seems to look after all of jacks kids while he does bugger all

still think mathew should be with charlie

denise brought an onion with her £10,what else ?

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Blondeshavemorefun · 30/05/2017 12:39

thought steve died via an ashtray to head?

and the way all cars race round the sqURE when leaving,no wonder so many car accidents !!!

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babykite · 30/05/2017 12:46

Linda does come back and there's going to be a show down with mickney apparently. I can't stand any of the Carter family now to be honest
I cant wait for dot to die either, she's been annoying me for a year now

CorporalNobbyNobbs · 30/05/2017 13:19

No blondes Steve killed Saskia via an ashtray to the head! Then Maffew Rose went daaahn for it.

Steve was killed when he tried to kidnap baby Louise from Phil on Lisa's behalf. There was a car chase and a crash and Phil rescued baby Louise but let Steve burn to death. It was epic!

The80sweregreat · 30/05/2017 13:37

£400,00 fahsand pounds a year for Dire Danny - blimey, good to know my licence fee is being put to such good use.. lol.
Makes me realise how poor we are in the 80s household.

If he gets that , then ian and Dot must be on a lot more money - Dee has been in the show a while, she must earn enough now to buy 2 onions.

Justanothersingledoutnumber · 30/05/2017 13:42

you could buy 3 unknown actors for that price!

The80sweregreat · 30/05/2017 13:43

Just, yes, plus the cost of the great bus crash of walford and all the extras that have had to give Dee and Ian 'words of wisdom' - you get paid more if you speak i read somewhere. The show must be over budget.

MrsBotox · 30/05/2017 14:08

So, watery Whitters does a wander on Whit'send Monday - great timing, just as we hoped!
However, Shirley is hardly in a position to take the moral high ground - she has been a would-be child drowner, abandoning parent, forger (anymore I've missed?)
First time Whit's been seen without the cartoon make-up so I think you are right, OnlyLiving. Whit's at the end of her tether.

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 30/05/2017 14:15

The trouble with Danny Dyer is he wants to be a film star diva on a soap. He doesn't really get that on a soap it's more akin to the working life the rest of us have: turning up day in and day out, keeping your head down and getting the job done, Adam Woodyatt style. Danny thinks everyone should have time to pander to his tantrums and indulge his histrionics, as happens with the top-flight stars.

Akire · 30/05/2017 14:51

£400k seriously! For that they could get someone who can act!!
At least footballers get aid stupid money-make money a he has to do is say some lines every week.

The80sweregreat · 30/05/2017 14:56

I suppose its true, its different doing a few films with a long break in between ( and more money too i guess) but soaps must be a slog - up early, learning lines on the quick ( unless your sausage, he doesnt have to learn much) etc etc. i am not knocking it at all - it must be hard going and some actors are clearly better to deal with this ( or have long breaks then come back or whatever) but thats the job and i guess they have to suck it up, as they say.
Whits end Monday! so apt. at least the tube was full up - that was realistic for a change. I wonder if she will go and look after Bianca and her brood? How will Mick cope without her and her nails? A spare room at the Vic - who will move into that?

Theycalledmethewildrose · 30/05/2017 15:25

Do they really have to learn their lines though? I presumed they'd have people at the sides telling them what to say and they memorise a scene at a time at most, run over and check or get prompted the next few lines etc?

The80sweregreat · 30/05/2017 15:57

i dont know really - the actress who played Dawn swann was on a programme about Dyslexia and she said she had trouble reading the lines - had to use different methods to remember them all. I just assumed that they had to learn the majority of them at least. ( or make them up in DD's case!)
They should make a documentary about how they make soaps - could be interesting.

Justanothersingledoutnumber · 30/05/2017 16:01

That would be very interesting.

The80sweregreat · 30/05/2017 16:07

Yes, the sets are odd on Eastenders.
They usually cock up when its 'live ' episodes i notice - i bet they have to do a fair amount of re takes.

dingdongdigeridoo · 30/05/2017 17:40

Whitney manages to look shite whether she's dolled up or doing the bag lady look. I don't get it. She's pretty in real life.

nancy75 · 30/05/2017 19:55

Is Lauren pregnant?
Why does Twitney alway have greasy hair?
Mick needs a slap
Dee is a bloody fool, what does she actually want Kim to do?
I never want to see Billy like that again

nancy75 · 30/05/2017 19:56

Amy & Ricky are like wild animals, Matthew would probably be happy to move out & get a bit of peace.

Akire · 30/05/2017 19:58

Yes big clue alert things smell funny... oh and I've not felt well. I thought Kim was sweet why is Denise keep throwing it back. Even if Patrick pays all bills and food she still need top up her phone her travel card, get hair done. That's what sisters do!

nancy75 · 30/05/2017 19:58

I do love Shirl, she rocks

nancy75 · 30/05/2017 19:59

I never thought this would be possible, but Danny Dyers acting has got worse

ineedamoreadultieradult · 30/05/2017 20:04

What help did D want from Kim if not money?

woodhill · 30/05/2017 20:05

Boak at Billy and Honey, why were they in bed when Jack's dc were still up?

Akire · 30/05/2017 20:13

Exactly if she came with a trolley load of food Denise would have acted the same. Can't see Patrick pension going that far. It could be months before she gets a job and still has about 5 weeks before due any benefits. Then she prob be sanctioned immediate for not looking hard enough or applying for everything going.

Why was Kim saying she makes the family? With her 1 GCSE when Libby had 2 degrees and a masters.

Can't see how Stacey is going to keep looking after Loui when she has her own. 2x2y old a newborn and a 7y old. There dosnt seem to be any mention of paying her. Though equally they not winged about bills for ages. Now she's in a "proper job" though given tonight episode she will be on own maternity level soon enough. Then all 4 them can cram into their bedroom at Ian's