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EASTENDERS 13 - NO SPOILERS !!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 28/04/2017 12:05

ok,so a bit has happened since last thread

we know max is up to something dodgy

when will mick and linda reliese shirley has signed away their pub

stacey is preg and due at xmas

will lauren get preg due to holes in condom,and will she sleep with clark kent and accidently get preg yet stephen think its his ......

repeating the ian storyline...... with cindy

when will the bullying of bex stop

anything else of interest?

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AnnoyedofTunbridgeWells · 07/05/2017 19:55

I think Ben and Jay live in the house attached to the b&b

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 07/05/2017 19:58

I hated the way they made the intelligent Derick into a bumbling fool too Akire and the usually kind patient Honey all short tempered and eye rolling.
If that was an attempt at injecting humour into EE, it didn't work.

Theycalledmethewildrose · 07/05/2017 20:17

Trying to make Derek into a 'Norris' from the old days of Corrie.

EnidButton · 07/05/2017 20:47

Who's Derick?

Akire · 07/05/2017 20:54

He was in it years ago ex of paulines? It turned out to be gay. He came Back and ran the play as
He's was into drama/it was his job?
He's famous for Being in dad's army

EASTENDERS 13 - NO SPOILERS !!!!
EnidButton · 07/05/2017 21:18

Oh yes! I'd forgotten him. Thank you.

AGnu · 07/05/2017 21:23

I hadn't twigged that Derek was played by Ian Lavender! I loved him in Dad's Army but I don't think his acting style works in EE. I hated him the first time he was in it & he still makes me cringe now.

The80sweregreat · 08/05/2017 09:25

Yes, he was in Dad's Army, just dont tell him..

He doesnt seem to fit in that well, he was okay with Pauline and doing the plays at the centre, but he feels like a spare part to me. MInd you, i still havent thought of Bonnie langford as a regular yet, she still feels as if she is a ' guest star' or something and shes been in it a while now.
I cant believe how much money Shirley is throwing around now too, a new kitchen extension, lady di's operation, Sylvie's funeral etc. She will run out of money at this rate.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 08/05/2017 19:34

are they all that thick over denise Hmm

nojob = no money

tho her falling famished on kush's meal was stupid

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troodiedoo · 08/05/2017 20:03

I read in the TV mag that she sells her D necklace this week Grin

DearMrDilkington · 08/05/2017 20:19

doo she sells it? It looks like something from peacocks, surely she'll only get 20p for it!

troodiedoo · 08/05/2017 20:21

WTF everyone loves a chicken shop!

DearMrDilkington · 08/05/2017 20:24

That rug needs a bloody good clean Denise! I'd leave the hoovering and give that a wash first.

It was filthy Shock

The80sweregreat · 08/05/2017 21:02

Yawnnn..
Louise, get a grip love.

UntilTheCowsComeHome · 08/05/2017 23:17

Is anyone else thinking that Stephen has put a camera or listening device in that photo?

He smirked after Lauren put it in her bag, then there was all the questions about Josh.

Akire · 08/05/2017 23:30

Can't believe no one got hold of Charlie surely he's paying maintence and it has his details. I thought he was leaving baby because thought better not because he didn't know.

who ever called kitchen magically bigger was right. It's least another metre wide are we supposed believe knocked down wall, and window. Moved water and electrical pipes and fixed the roof ,in a week!

DameSquashalot · 08/05/2017 23:42

The issue of buggies in cafes can be ticked off the list. I'm surprised they haven't mentioned breastfeeding in public.

What did Jack do wrong to Max?

Theycalledmethewildrose · 09/05/2017 00:12

Except for Stacey, nobody stood by Max when he was accused of killing Lucy. He is out to get even with all of them. I wonder if Lauren and Abi are on his hitlist too?

LineysRun · 09/05/2017 00:21

She could get a packet of smart price noodles with that D.

troodiedoo · 09/05/2017 00:54

Is it very juvenile that I'm hoping we see her go into a pawn shop and enquire "how much for the D?" Grin

Choccywoccyhooha · 09/05/2017 01:17

I reckon Max's issue with Jack can be summed up quite eloquently with a Lily Allen lyric:
"You always were and you always will be the taller and the prettier one." 😂

Max still my fave though. Even if he is about to sell Charlie's own child to him!

DameSquashalot · 09/05/2017 06:02

Thanks Theycalled. Smile

The80sweregreat · 09/05/2017 09:13

Denise nearly lost that necklace the night she conceived baby spud!
Not sure about the photograph being bugged by Steven - if he has done that he wont get very far as Lauren has put in her empty drawer ( in that very empty looking office floor) i wonder if he will start stalking her now or something, he has his suspicions.
Chicken shops? most high streets have an mix of different outlets, take away shops are not uncommon even in the most affluent of areas - maybe not the big chains but there is always a chippy or pizza place at least in most places, or a nearby retail park with all the more well known fast food stores. Mind you, josh seems to think lauren is the next Mark Zuckerburg or something so anything she says he is bowled over by!

iknowimcoming · 09/05/2017 09:22

I laughed at the chicken shops comment! And then Clark Kent saying the clients were impressed with her Hmm. So is Lauren going to rumble the plot to turn the queen vic into a shopping centre and tell Whitless do we think? The Alex and madison thing is grating on me now - why doesn't someone (Shazza?) lamp them? I sniggered at the extended kitchen also, does no one in Walford need planning permission, we know they have a planning dept because allegedly Carmel works there Wink

Ariawyn · 09/05/2017 09:31

what a load of crap! sorry, but really cannot believe the Lauren story, we're meant to believe that Clark Kent is so in love with her, he creates a job for her, he is so successful that Max is 'scared' of him, and yet cannot do a presentation for 2 clients!

and as for Shirley selling the freehold without getting other quotes etc

Denise being faint from hunger, but dancing while she hoovers, and buying sandwiches and not a loaf/can of beans, and not selling her gold and not telling Kim (or even Vincent - who is a family person) about her dire straits