Masterchef anyone?

[Kwackerly]

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

I'm in.

I reckon it'll be honeycomb on savoury dishes.

Oooh! I'm glad you have started this thread. No one I know watches it. I reckon gooseberries and sea kale will make appearances.

I am so looking forward to this.

Cannot wait to see John's bulging eyes as the first person cocks it up.

Shall we have bingo cards?

Count me in!

I hate beetroot. I think kale and foraged crap will be big.

Looking forward to this. I have opened the wine in anticipation (and on a school night!)

I'm in too. First bingo catch phrase can be 'plate of food'.

I think "phwoargh" or "I could bury my bald head in that" from Greg.

Sat here waiting for it to start

Oh yes, bingo!

Someone saying cooking is their destiny.

'I could eat this all day long'.

I hope there are some stripey tomatoes (I have just discovered these) or yellow courgettes.

I also hope John sneers at Gregg a few times in the first few minutes.

We are go!

I also hope John sneers at Gregg a few times in the first few minutes.

Oh let's hope so!

Also that greg doesn't like something, but contestant gives zero fucks.

I can feel my blood pressure rising at the sight of Greg already!!

Ooh I do love it when the contestant ignores Gregg.

Hello all. I've even resurrected my old name specially for this. Evening Grouchy! Hoping Eleanora, fourquenelles et al will find us for a feast of smears, soil and foam.

I'm in

What ho one and all. Am on phone so will be slow to post.

Look at the swagger on Maria. (I might call her Teeny Bop as she looks so short.)

Ooh, a market, not a larder. I reckon grains will be big

Hail mighty fourquenelles!

Wh you are they calling it a Market? Surely it's free?!

Beard neck, and teeny bop.

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR "GREGG AND I" IN THE WRONG PLACE.

Ahem.

waves at people