EastEnders 8 - No spoilers, please!

[southeastdweller]

A new thread for the new year

Will the truth come out about how Roxy and Ronnie died yesterday?
Will the new exec producer lose his obsession with bins?
Has Max really forgiven Jane, Ian and Phil?
What secret does the new 'Chelle have?
Will Johnny Sausage learn to act?
Is Denise going to go through with the adoption?
What's going to happen with Lee?
What are your hopes for EE this year?

Come and discuss here!

Was half expecting Dot to go "Where's me twatting cat gone?"

I'm REALLY worried Dots going to trip,over that cat

Well that was a suprise, surely she's classed as a child abuser by now though, or is over 16 in USA ok? Guess the teaching thing is always frowned upon anyway even if it's allowed.

Thought Sharon cradle snatcher comment was very insensitive consider what happened with Jay!! Don't k law why Sharon wa saying she alway have a home there, have they had an attic extension? How can Sharon even think about living in USA just like that. No visa or concerns for anyone!

Oh yes what's happening to Dot surely she could got a cat years ago, and with Abbie being at vets could found her one easily to rehome. Just very strange I always thought cats decided where they lived anyway. And her calling police is so out of character, unless they going down the Ben retired a weeek so dementia must be setting in

Michelle is awful. It's painful. Didn't she also have a daughter to dirty den? Where's she? Bad episode, weirdly mildly sweary too. Odd.

Can anyone remember Preston on never-ending the buzz Cockshutt?

Wtf?

never-ending the buzz Cockshutt = nevermind the buzzcocks

Yes she had a daughter called Vicky who once came back with a crappy American accent! And she came back and found den was alive 🙄.

I hope Dot isn't going down the dementia storyline. They already have the Carter mum with Alzheimer's.

If nuchelle is 45 and she has dens baby at 15/16 then she be all grown
Up with kids of her own by now. Though dosnt explain why she dosnt go and live with her. Presumably she can't now teach in the U.K. With that on her record. New cafe assistant here we come

Vicki went to Australia with Spencer Moon and hasn't been heard of since.

Calaena I don't care about them replacing the oldChelle actress so much as them completely changing the character. Celery?? wtf

Also Michelle is 47/48 not 45.

Not correcting posters - correcting the show!!

Do people really eat celary with salt??

pmsl Ian is going to return home and find lots of smashed glass on his floor

Also, if Michelle is going to move in with the Mitchells, where on earth will she sleep? Theres already Phil, Sharon, Ben, Jay, Louise and Denny.

I thought Sharon meant 'in Walford' rather than in her house...

Dear god. What a pathetic episode

Shell saying she is fat. Eating celery etc. Well she likes food at Stacey's

And fell in love 😱 With a teenager - wtf

I didn't understand why they went to Ian's and why no one woke up - tho think JANE was in the pub. Maybe Ian at restaurant but lauren Stephen and baby should be there

Seems very unfair IAN got the house mortgage free -and Martin has to rent

Tho when did he remortgage ?

She'll still wears her wedding rings tho .......

Infact do we really care that shell shagged a 17yr

From old (den) to young (Preston)

The80's and Aquiet Oh yes! I remember now. He had a girlfriend when he got with Chantelle on TV didn't he? Then they were off on off on. She seemed quite nice. Him not so much. Maybe just a really bad match and he's decent in rl.

Just catching up nuchelle is going on and on about cellulite and dirty teeth whats she going on about.

Can you say shagging and arse at half at night

Half 7*

The thing that made me howl with laughter was when Nuchelle was berating Sharon for her attempts at staying youthful - "Do you wake up that colour?" and Shazza replied "I tan very easily" or words to that effect!

Yeah I tan easily . Im more worried about Ethel tbh

Yaay Ethel came home and nuchelle is staying meh.

I way nuchelle talks reminds me of sonyaaaah.