EastEnders 8 - No spoilers, please!

[southeastdweller]

A new thread for the new year

Will the truth come out about how Roxy and Ronnie died yesterday?
Will the new exec producer lose his obsession with bins?
Has Max really forgiven Jane, Ian and Phil?
What secret does the new 'Chelle have?
Will Johnny Sausage learn to act?
Is Denise going to go through with the adoption?
What's going to happen with Lee?
What are your hopes for EE this year?

Come and discuss here!

was the structure of this episode picked out a hat in random??

That was dull, even the big shock was rubbish

And did you notice between them they said bastard, bloody, arse and shagging!

I don't think NuChelle is that great an actress actually. That was crap.

She is not a good actress in the slightest. Why have they even brought her back? She is irrelevant without her Mum, Dad and Mark. Martin seems to show little or no interest in her. They are trying to make an irrelevant bygone character into something totally unbelievable, or are they going to have her seducing the young boys of the square, maybe shaq's

I keep expecting her to break out into shit dialogue from The Bill into her phone.

'Give over, Guv, he's 'ad it away on his toes and I need back up right naaah.'

I keep laughing over the use of bastard, bloody and arse in tonight's episode

About as entertaining as tonight's episode got

It was like they were just randomly throwing them in...hilarious!

Liney! Yes I agree. Has she been in the bill? She is beyond awful and serves no purpose.

How long til nuchelle lets slip that Denise is pregnant with Phil 's baby ?

Why is Michelle just walking into other people's houses? Her and Sharon had a heart to heart including drinking wine and smashing glasses in Ian's house did neither of them think 'wait a minute why are we in Ian's house we don't live here'.

That was utter tripe. Nuchelle is a dreadful actress. It was alike something out of amdram.

i dont care that its Nuchelle, ffs Oldchelle has been gone FORVER!! Some people need to let it go! I dont mind the actress, shes ok, its hardly Shakespeare

That was a shit episode! Loads of unnecessary waffling. So Chelle is a perv?. was that supposed to shock us? It's sickened me more than anything. Shaki better watch himself .

Dot and her cat 😂, is she going mad? Is she really that lonely?

I love the Dot and Ethel Esq The Cat scenes. Yum yum yum

Oh and chelle's boy friend was called PRESTON 😂😂😂

Yes it was rather sordid, I mean come on, a bit too far fetched. She's pushing 50. Is Chelle meant to be a teacher?

Ive not seen it, but dh has filled me in. My god, a 17 year old would find her attractive? And he was called Preston? What kind of name is that? ( i always think,of 'north end ' when i hear Preston. )

I cant wait to see it now! ( yes, watch out Shaki, she might like hairbuns too)

Preston reminds me of your one off of celebrity Big Brother years ago. He was a singer in a band.

And "shagging"? at this time of night? I'm going to watch tonight's now. Just for the swearing.

I kept thinking of "Bill S Preston esquire" from Bill and Ted 😂, and then Dot kept calling "Ethel esq." Joke episode 😆😆

I'd love dot and Ethel to have their own spin off show, they could travel around the country in a campervan for church duties.

I fall about laughing every time she calls Ethel Esquire. It's such a posh name for a stray cat, it's wonderful.

Jeez, tonight was like watching a slam poetry night!

All that earnest talk of celery, condensation, SHAGGING (?!), and Lahhhhndan being the greatest place on earth.
Give me strength!

Oh and it was rather risque tonight.
Was half expecting Dot to go "Where's me twatting cat gone?"

Enid, that preston was in a band called the 'ordinary boys'a singer. Married Chantelle from essex i think, ( she was in the house with him) lasted about a year ? She went on to do more reality shows, lost loads of weight , had a child with someone else..( she went out with the copper from crimewatch once) preston was horrible by all accounts. Not sure what became of him.
Those two were not a good match. Bit like this Floridan Preston and nu head by the sounds. Talk of celery? Mind boggles.